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@bombshell80.bsky.social
Gen X skincare specialist.
Permanently banned on Snapchat.
We don't need this fascist groove thang.
Dear @scribblymoth.bsky.social I just need you to know that while my landlord was helping me with my Office Flood of 2025, the man touched my prayer candle you made me. ☠️🤣
July 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If I were to say out loud a fraction of the things I text my friends in private, I'd be hurting everyone's feelings.
June 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Not sorry.
June 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sorry older men of the world, I can no longer date any of you.

Bc @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social will just refer to you as "Grandpa". 😅🤣
June 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The world is on fire, so @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social and I need to know where we're posting Missed Connections these days? 👀
June 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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MapQuest letting people rename the Gulf of Mexico on their maps is the kind of pettiness we didn’t know we needed in 2025
Gulf of Map Explorer
Create and share your own custom Gulf maps with MapQuest
gulfof.mapquest.com
February 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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MapQuest and Firefox coming out of Gen X retirement to lead the charge against fascism is the most unexpected yet peak 2025 energy.

MySpace, your move.
February 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Fuck i was so close I guessed vertical horizon
@eve6.bsky.social being an answer on Pop Culture Jeopardy gives me joy.
December 6, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Duran Duran ...always a 12-year old Duranie at heart. 🩷
December 5, 2024 at 5:41 PM
There needs to be a term for the week duration that follows after a holiday for all business owners, because this is complete fuckery and I'm so tired.
a woman is laughing while talking to a man and saying i 'm laughing but i 'm not happy
ALT: a woman is laughing while talking to a man and saying i 'm laughing but i 'm not happy
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Introduce yourself with your last five concerts:

Cyndi Lauper
Psychedelic Furs
X
Cruel World Festival
Adam Ant
Introduce yourself with your last five concerts:

Matthew Logan Vasquez
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Pearl Jam
The Last Dinner Party
Amyl and the Sniffers
Introduce yourself with your last five concerts:

Bleachers
Jason Isbell
The National
Bon Iver
Bleachers
December 5, 2024 at 4:55 PM