~ PHD in swearing like a motherfucker
~ Love animals… Tolerate most people
~ Are we great yet? I’m not feelin’ it!
~ The Truth is Trump’s Achilles Heel
~ Stephen Miller is a Nazi Wanker
The National Sleep Foundation (NSF) has determined that the leading causes of Narcolepsy are:
~ Grifting from U.S. Citizens
~ Excessive Cheating at Golf
~ Exposure to gaudy gold shit
~ Swollen ankles (Cankles)
~ Excessive use of skin toner
~ Pedophilia
~ Dementia