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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 3h

"3, 2, 1" https://bonequest.com/9702

spigot: THE 3-2-1 DICKLICKING RULE
spigot: I'M GOING TO LICK ALL THESE DICKS IN 3...2...1

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 1d

"VALUABLE CONTRIBUTIONS" https://bonequest.com/9701

pants: PAPA I NEED THE FARTS
deuce: YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING TO THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 1d

it's not so bad being old

BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 2d

"ALL THE FILES IN THE TOILET" https://bonequest.com/9700

spigot: GRIPES GO UP THE CHAIN OF COMMAND
spigot: GROPES THE OTHER WAY
spigot: `GIT STATUS --PORCELAIN` SHOWS ME ALL THE FILES IN THE TOILET
pants: ONE TIME THE TOILET LEAKED INTO THE SYSTEM FOLDER AND ALL THE FILES GOT PEE AND POO ON THEM

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 3d

"THE ARISTOCRATS" https://bonequest.com/9699

pants: WON'T YOU BEAT ME OFF
deuce: I HAVE SAID NO MANY TIMES
deuce: TODAY IS NO DIFFERENT
deuce: I'M NOT SURE WHY YOU THINK THE ANSWER WOULD BE ANY DIFFERENT THIS TIME
pants: I'M FEELIN' LUCKY

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 4d

"SHOW AND PROVE" https://bonequest.com/9698

pants: MOUTH
deuce: SHOW AND PROVE
pants: HALGHULAGHLUAG SHOWING MY WORK HALUGHAULGHLAHLALG PROVIDING PROOF

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 5d

"GET THE HOSE" https://bonequest.com/9697

pants: I CAN'T POO UNLESS YOU PUNCH ME IN THE FACE
pants: A-AND JACK ME OFF
pants: YES IT'S NECESSARY

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 6d

"SHORT FOR CONGRATULATIONS " https://bonequest.com/9696

deuce: FORTUNATELY I'VE NEVER HAD A BONER
effigy: CONGRATS

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 6d

host your own shit people it's not hard

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 6d

fuck tinyview

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 7d

"JUST BE COOL" https://bonequest.com/9695

deuce: EVERYONE SUCKS COCK
pants: NOT ME I DON'T
effigy: HE SAID EVERYONE JUST BE COOL. DO IT.

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 8d

"SORRY" https://bonequest.com/9694

spigot: LOVING A WEEK WHERE EVERY SINGLE TEXT AND EMAIL BEGINS WITH ME SAYING "I AM SO SORRY"
spigot: TRUSTING YOU GUYS TO MAKE SURE MY GRAVE STONE JUST SAYS "SORRY"
deuce: I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON `<WUP>`

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 9d

# uptime
9:14AM up 1522 days, 13 mins, 1 user, load averages: 0.00, 0.02, 0.00

all praise to christ our savior it wasn't a fucking power outage

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 9d

nobody panic but www.bonequest.com is down

something is happening in the data center hurmph blurmph must investigate

www.bonequest.com

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 9d

"ONE AMERICAN NICKEL" https://bonequest.com/9693

pants: INSPECT MY NUTS
pants: STEP RIGHT UP
effigy: ...HOW MUCH?
pants: ONE AMERICAN NICKEL
pants: PRICE HAS GONE UP DUE TO INFLATION
pants: WHICH I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS SOME KIND OF SEXUAL FETISH
pants: WAS RE: DIG DUG
effigy: AND TARIFFS
pants: SURE, THEMS TOO

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 10d

"GOD'S PRECIOUS SON" https://bonequest.com/9692

spigot: IS IT WRONG TO ORDER A MORNING PIZZA WHEN YOU STILL HAVE SOME OF YOUR EVENING PIZZA
pants: THEY CAN BE FRIENDS
pants: (SPEAKING TO MY BONER) YOU ARE GOD'S PRECIOUS SON AND I LOVE YOU
spigot: WHERE ARE WE ON THE SUBJECT OF EARLY-TO-LATE MID-MORNING, EARLY AFTERNOON / MID-AFTERNOON / LATE-AFTERNOON, EARLY-EVENING / EVENING / LATE-EVENING PRE-DARK PIZZAS BEFORE PULLING THE TRIGGER ON A FULL-BLOWN NIGHT PIZZA
pants: WHAT ABOUT THE DUSK PIZZA, THE BLUE HOUR PIZZA

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 11d

"SHORT SHORTS" https://bonequest.com/9691

deuce: WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS
effigy: :HAND::SKIN-TONE-6:
spigot: I DON'T GET THIS ONE AND I FEEL VERY LEFT OUT [[POTOMAC]]

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 12d

"EXTRUDED SADDLE SURFACES" https://bonequest.com/9690

spigot: DID YOU QUEERBALLS SERIOUSLY THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE MY STACK OF PRINGLES IS EXACTLY 1.1 MILLIMETERS SHORTER
spigot: MY LATTICE OF EXTRUDED SADDLE-SURFACES SEEMS TO BE "MISSING" A SINGLE HYPERBOLIC PARABOLOID
pants: U BEEN * * * DONGBUTTERED * * *
spigot: IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IT'S NEITHER FUNNY NOR AN INSULT
deuce: SPIGOT'S ALL ABOUT THE QUADRIC SURFACES
spigot: NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE LAUGHING AT

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 13d

"I AM" https://bonequest.com/9689

spigot: NOW I AM BECOME DEUCE
deuce: DESTROYER OF TOILETS [[SPACE]]
pants: KISSER OF PANTS ??? [[SPACE]]
pants: ? :LIPS: ? :LIPS: ? ? :LIPS: ? :LIPSTICK: ? :LIPS: ? :HEARTS: ? :LIPS: ? :LIPSTICK: ? :HEARTS: ? :HEARTS: ? :LIPS: ? :LIPSTICK: ? ? :LIPS: ? :LIPS: ?[[PINK]]

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 14d

"KNOB SNOBS" https://bonequest.com/9688

spigot: PEOPLE WHO USE PRO TOOLS ARE JUST ADDICTED TO WEIRD KNOBS
spigot: THEY'RE ALL KNOB SNOBS
pants: LIVIN'
pants: LOVIN'
pants: LARPIN'
deuce: THAT'S A JOURNEY SONG
pants: DO YOU ALSO SEE THE GHOSTS
spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU KNOW YOUR WANK RANK

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 15d

"HOW HUMANITY ENDS" https://bonequest.com/9687

pants: I KEEP TELLING YOU GUYS, WE JUST NEED TO ALL JOIN ARMS AND WALK INTO THE SEA
pants: IT'S FOR THE BEST, REALLY

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 16d

"TERMS OF SERVICE" https://bonequest.com/9686

deuce: GUYS GUYS MICROSOFT UPDATED THEIR TERMS OF SERVICE
pants: ARE YOU SURE
pants: I DIDN'T GET ANY EMAIL ABOUT THIS
pants: MAYBE MY LAWYER DID
pants: ASKING AND GENERATING 15M OF BILLABLE HOURS TO GET A "NO" ANSWER

BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 17d

"SWEARS" https://bonequest.com/9685

deuce: MOTHERFUCKER
pants: DO YOU KISS BOYS WITH THAT MOUTH

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 18d

"JIMMY TEN DICKS" https://bonequest.com/9684

spigot: THEY CALLED ME JIMMY TEN DICKS CAUSE I WAS ALWAYS LICKIN' TEN DICKS
spigot: I'M GONNA GO GET THE PAPERS GLK :SWEAT_DROPS: BKHRT :SWEAT_DROPS: BLGTH :SWEAT_DROPS: RUTHG :SWEAT_DROPS: HGLUGH :SWEAT_DROPS: GHLUR :SWEAT_DROPS: BLLGLTHK :SWEAT_DROPS: KLUBHT :SWEAT_DROPS: BLGTH :SWEAT_DROPS: LUBHK :SWEAT_DROPS: HGLUGH :SWEAT_DROPS: BLLGLTHK :SWEAT_DROPS: THULG :SWEAT_DROPS: BLGTH :SWEAT_DROPS: HGLUGH :SWEAT_DROPS: BGHRU :SWEAT_DROPS: :SWEAT_DROPS: BLLGLTHK :SWEAT_DROPS:

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 19d

"FILKING AND SILKING" https://bonequest.com/9683

spigot: IS SILKSONG SOME KIND OF NEW BEAT-OFF LOTION

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