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A.K.A. Jerkcity

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"SUBSCRIBERS ONLY" https://bonequest.com/9750
spigot: I'M JUST SAYING IF I HAD FIVE PENISES SOME WOULD BE FOR SUBSCRIBERS ONLY spigot: A LUMP IN MY THROAT pants: AND spigot: AND THE FRONT OF MY PANTS AND THE BACK OF MY PANTS pants: ALL RIGHT THEN
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"POPPING SOUND" https://bonequest.com/9749
spigot: MOT 2 BWAG spigot: SOWWY spigot: NOT TO BRAG: HAD A DICK IN MY MOUTH JUST NOW
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"HONEY" https://bonequest.com/9748
deuce: PEOPLE R DUMB pants: WHAT HAPPENED HONEY pants: WERE YOU MISTAKEN FOR A CALIFORNIA BLACK BEAR AGAIN deuce: HUHHHHHH ANNOYED EXHALE A BROWN BEAR pants: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT STEAL PICNIC BASKETS deuce: WELL ALL I WANT TO DO IS STEAL SAID BASKETS pants: LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE pants: PULLS DOWN TROUSERS, REVEALS SWIM TRUNKS WORN AS UNDERWEAR)
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Keep your hands off Bonequest!
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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"MONTHLY STATEMENT" https://bonequest.com/9747
spigot: VERY VERY WEIRD: WELLS FARGO IS "WITHHOLDING" MY MONTHLY STATEMENT UNTIL I SEND THEM DICK PICS pants: THAT'S INDUSTRY STANDARD
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"/API/V1/DICKS?SUCKED=FALSE" https://bonequest.com/9746
pants: CAN I GET A LIST OF UNSUCKED DICKS FROM THE JSON API OR DO I NEED TO LOGIN FOR THAT spigot: GLURK GLORP GOTTA SAY: NOT THAT RESTFUL
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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"YOUR MODULE LOADING SYSTEM" https://bonequest.com/9745
spigot: YOU'VE IDENTIFIED A **CLASSIC** PENIS-IN-MOUTH PROBLEM IN YOUR MODULE LOADING SYSTEM !!! spigot: THE MOUTH IS THE CONTROLLER, NOT THE PENIS. THE PENIS SHOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE MOUTH IS DOING BEHIND THE SCENES deuce: TRUST ME IT DOESN'T
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"OS/2" https://bonequest.com/9744
pants: WATCH ME BEAT OFF TO OS/2 pants: BUT THE TWIST IS THAT IT'S COMPILED FOR THE POWERPC deuce: CONFIRMED TEMPLEOS MASTURBATOR pants: I CAN'T GET HARD TO THAT
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"PLACE HOLDER" https://bonequest.com/9743
effigy: NAH, TOO LAZY effigy: MAYBE? <HTTPS://WINEVYBE.COM/BEER-API/> effigy: BUT FUCK IT F IT TAKES WORK deuce: ONLY BEER LOOKS LIKE deuce: ALSO IT REQUIRES CREDIT CARD effigy: F I deuce: :BOMB: :BOMB: :BOMB: :BOMB: :BOMB: :BOMB: :BOMB: :BOMB: :BOMB: :BOMB: <HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=PW2GHFEVD1G> deuce: NOW I AM COVERED WITH BEER spigot: WHAT DO FAGS NEED WITH A STARSHIP
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"EVERY MORNING" https://bonequest.com/9742
pants: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP WITH A HARDON AND I SALUTE THE FLAG UNTIL MY BONER GOES AWAY
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT" https://bonequest.com/9741
spigot: REMINDING THE RESPONDING OFFICERS OF MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO LICK DICK spigot: I'LL POO MY PANTS TO AVOID THAT QUESTION AS IS MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"FOR GODDAMN SURE" https://bonequest.com/9740
spigot: ONE THING I ABSOLUTELY KNOW FOR GODDAMN SURE: YOU DID NOT SEE ME LICKING DICK, YOU SAW A DECOMMISSIONED WEATHER BALLOON
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"SUICIDE HELP" https://bonequest.com/9739
spigot: DO YOU ***REALLY*** NEED A.I. TO CONVINCE YOU TO KILL YOURSELF spigot: THIS IS JERK OFF INSTRUCTION ALL OVER AGAIN
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"DEAR PENTHOUSE" https://bonequest.com/9738
spigot: SO I SAYS I DON'T WANT TWO GAY DADS I WANT ONE GAY DAD WITH TWO PENISES pants: LOL spigot: I'M OUT OF BREATH spigot: THE DOCTOR SAYS I'M NOT MORBING ENOUGH pants: CAN YOU CROSS REFERENCE MY TESTOSTERONE LEVELS WITH T-GIRL PENIS LEVELS spigot: JARVIS, JUST FOR KICKS TURN THIS MAN'S DICK INSIDE OUT pants: OW OW OW OW OWW OOW OW WOW OW OW OW spigot: I MORB TO FIGHT HIGH CHOLESTEROL [[AMERICAN_FLAG]]
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"I SEE THE PROBLEM" https://bonequest.com/9737
spigot: DRAGGING GAY.GIF INTO CLAUDE pants: I SEE THE PROBLEM [[DATACENTER]] spigot: SEEMS LIKE CAM GIRLS PUT THEIR SANTA HATS ON EARLIER EACH YEAR spigot: I MAY NEVER GRADUATE FROM VIRGIN LOSER HANDHUMPER UNIVERSITY deuce: NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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(today only) www.nytimes.com/games/wordle...
Wordle - A daily word game
Guess the hidden word in 6 tries. A new puzzle is available each day.
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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"A STRAPPING YOUNG NONCE" https://bonequest.com/9736
spigot: FOLKS WE GOTTA REDUCE NONCE GENERATION deuce: DELETE ALL THIS
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"I GUESS" https://bonequest.com/9735
spigot: GUESS WE SUCKIN' DICK NOW spigot: NOT SURE WHICH FUNNIER: spigot: SUCKIN' spigot: SUCKIN
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"DEEP SHAG" https://bonequest.com/9734
pants: SOAKING THE DEEP SHAG CARPET WITH MY PISS
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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cocksucking in the data center
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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"COULD BE " https://bonequest.com/9733
spigot: THIS COULD BE THE DICKS TALKING BUT I LIKE LICKING DICKS deuce: THAT IS ALSO THE DICKS TALKING
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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weiwifis0.bsky.social
wen chao "up late" bonequest edit for the haters (and the lovers)
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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now available for your great pleasure

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youtube has started removing bonequest videos for unknown reasons (probably automation gone wrong) so we've archived everything in one place, plus some stuff from our own personal dogshit corpus
spigot in space
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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if you are fedi-curious bonequest.net signups are open to the public now

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we just upgraded to 4.5.0
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November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM