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man that also reminds me of the 1 hour message time limit that was arbitrarily put on me at work. fun thursday
January 20, 2026 at 2:49 AM
not even sure how this happened bc i've been doing nothing in there but looking at cat videos. not even regular cats but cat in red dwarf
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I don't have the capacity for talking to most people immediately + it's even harder trying to be the one reaching out. it's taking enough energy to get out of bed in the morning 🙃
January 20, 2026 at 2:11 AM
in the meantime I'll be my own company
January 18, 2026 at 9:01 PM
idk.. have been thinking on the platonic spirk dynamic all evening....
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
in my head mccoy is not immediately privy to the brain channel but this works out in their favor a little bit bc he'd be using that to check up on them every 2 seconds
January 18, 2026 at 2:35 AM
and when they’re both seeing bones it's double. for better and worse. what if your captain was going down on your doc during your duty shift where you have to give instructions to the senior staff. what if your science officer was going down on your doc while you were trapped on an away mission
January 18, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I say this like i'm not thinking about mckirk cunnalingus 24/7 this is the norm far more often than the outlier
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
it's so weird that they use this old man as a symbol because he was the first captain of the property. but without really even listening to him speak or taking him seriously. everyone does it it feels like
January 17, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Evil
January 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
everyone is dying and they expect you to be fine with a 2 day leave
January 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
not that into it personally but all of the star trek doctors seem to be #canon
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM