chat if you are actively afraid of an animal at the pet store should you proceed to bring it home?? 🙃🙃🙃

we may be getting a new ball python friend because his current owner is afraid of him 🙃

if you buy the animal from a backyard breeder and it has neurological problems because you wanted the pwetty pastel color morph im pulling each of your toenails off individually

Ricky says thank you for taking care of me mama 💕

So is the stick that came out of Cricket's butt

@D!sney hire us IMMEDIATELY

i'm scampering around on all fours in the m*ckey costume i'm biting people

I'm in the rat suit for obvious reasons