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Matthew Williams
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Explorer in the further regions of experience. Menace to some, a silly goose to others. ⛓️ 🧌 ⚔️
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Open mic comedians will post “Tonight’s Office” and it’ll be this
April 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Reposted by Matthew Williams
Why is it that "tough choices" are always about harming the poor and disabled, and never about making the very wealthiest pay their fair share?

metro.co.uk/2025/03/05/j...
Jeremy Corbyn: Keir Starmer says there's no money - I don't believe him
The government cites 'difficult choices' when they are harming the most vulnerable, but increasing defence spending is apparently easy.
metro.co.uk
March 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Give it them back !
March 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Bigfoot says “Eat the Rich”.
March 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A Cold War ?
Surely not during Global Warming !?
February 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
RIP Gene Hackman.
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February 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Checking my privilege @xsmalarkey.com
February 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Eraserhead (Dir. David Lynch, 1977)
February 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Uncle @standnewcastle
#standupcomedy
#comedy
#standup
#fyp
February 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
An extra 6 seconds of dong being hung.
February 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Every night before I go to sleep I wonder how Conner O’Malley got away with doing that vine.
February 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
When I die I’m opting for burial over cremation. Incase I change my mind.
February 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Your dad’s new girlfriend.
February 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I found out recently that Papa John’s Papa points are only available to use for a limited time. Which is brutal because that was my pension plan.
February 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Martyrs (2008, Dir. Pascal Laugier)
February 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
February 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I bombed so hard at tonight’s gig I’m on trial at The Hague war tribunal.
January 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What the jar of gherkins in the fridge sees at 2am
January 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reposted by Matthew Williams
I’m so horny i could eat out a horse 😩
January 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
He’s a 480p boi in 1080p world.
January 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM

David Lynch was a sanctuary for weirdos and freaks.
He made the mundane mysterious and dreamlike.
He made dreams make sense.
The world got a little less weird today.
May his memory be a blessing.
January 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If I was in the film The Exorcist I just simply would not have gone in her bedroom.
That’s where all the scary things happen.
Infact I would move out, it’s her house now.
January 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Reposted by Matthew Williams
Every time I see someone use AI images to dunk on Trump or Elon
January 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Walking the length of Clark’s to make sure your new shoes fit right.
January 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
RIP Jimmy Carter
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December 30, 2024 at 2:32 PM