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Boney Danza
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 5d
Jamie Hayter dresses like a character from an Austin Powers Scooby Doo crossover.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 3h
Will Vest or won't vest?
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 1h
I'm pretty sure they started that show just so they would have more people to fire.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 3h
It would be easier to suck an enormous asshole on the moon, not harder.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 3h
Reading historical fiction set in that time period will probably be helpful. I bet there is plenty of historical fiction about the French and American revolutions.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 3h
I'm pretty sure it's because it's the Australian version of those Saudi shows people love so much. The AEW show was just a normal show, so it was evil.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 3h
Will Vest or won't vest?
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 4h
He probably wouldn't even notice. Why bother?
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 4h
Paul Wight must have an enormous asshole.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 4h
Why does WWE get a pass for doing a show in Australia? That was the most evil thing a wrestling company can do in February.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 4h
Finally, a belt collector gimmick that isn't literally impossible to understand.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 4h
It did prevent Maple Leaf Pro Wrestling from mentioning AEW at all during their second show. That probably hurt AEW somehow.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 14h
guy: “Jesus what if a woman is showing off her body? What then?

Jesus: “I dunno. Kill your self.”
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 6h
She has red hair and zero nose rings.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 6h
Fatty.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 7h
Non-wrestling fans are generally better at recognizing that wrestling is fake than wrestling fans.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 7h
You must be watching the Love Boat.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 7h
They show him Death Wish 3 every day and tell him it's the news.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 7h
If you say so.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 7h
There must be a bunch of toddlers named HHH.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 7h
Experts claim that skeletons don't get that big, but GOP senators disagree.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 7h
Everyone gets full creative control in AEW.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 7h
Timecop is an art film.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 7h
AEW should hire nine Mercedes Mone impersonators to carry the belts.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 7h
No amount of caffeine would be enough. I would overdose trying to wake myself up.
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Boney Danza @boneydanza.bsky.social · 8h
How are you not dead?
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