BonkFronkCassin
@bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social
I hit people with padded sticks and occasionally make things for fun. I also make things for money but that won't appear here.
Backyard snow
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Backyard snow
I'm putting Pete Hegseth getting fragged on my 2026 bingo card
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm putting Pete Hegseth getting fragged on my 2026 bingo card
"Getting tired of all this clanker-ass doomposting" may be the most cyberpunk thing I've ever said in reference to real life.
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Getting tired of all this clanker-ass doomposting" may be the most cyberpunk thing I've ever said in reference to real life.
School's closed tomorrow, and I'm having a beer about it
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
School's closed tomorrow, and I'm having a beer about it
Kinda rooting for the GOP to gerrymander everything to hell because the thing where you make a shitload of 52-48 districts and then lose them all in a national 10-point drop is looking extremely real. They should be circling the wagons right now instead but king stumpy wants to feel invincible lol
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Kinda rooting for the GOP to gerrymander everything to hell because the thing where you make a shitload of 52-48 districts and then lose them all in a national 10-point drop is looking extremely real. They should be circling the wagons right now instead but king stumpy wants to feel invincible lol
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enjoying elf (2003 dir. Jon Favreau) makes you a fascist
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
enjoying elf (2003 dir. Jon Favreau) makes you a fascist
Most of my blocked accounts are now slop art, a list rapidly expanding past the scattering of vatnik shills I blocked while they were still trying to gain a foothold here. You post fake shit, I block. Don't care if you're otherwise funny, I don't want that in my life.
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Most of my blocked accounts are now slop art, a list rapidly expanding past the scattering of vatnik shills I blocked while they were still trying to gain a foothold here. You post fake shit, I block. Don't care if you're otherwise funny, I don't want that in my life.
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You already brought me five portions of muck.
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
You already brought me five portions of muck.
My rapid approach to fatherhood has given me a more nuanced set of feelings about abortion in the late term, but I'm not changing my stance on its legality. It's fucked up to abort past the sixth month or so as a personal choice, but formally banning it will mostly turn aspiring moms into corpses.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My rapid approach to fatherhood has given me a more nuanced set of feelings about abortion in the late term, but I'm not changing my stance on its legality. It's fucked up to abort past the sixth month or so as a personal choice, but formally banning it will mostly turn aspiring moms into corpses.
Helldivers has added a giant chainsaw melee weapon. I should get back into it.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Helldivers has added a giant chainsaw melee weapon. I should get back into it.
Trickle-down economics isn't just ripe for piss jokes. Looking at the wealthy assholes raising their ugly heads these days, it probably started as one. And looking at how we fell for it, the guys who made that joke must have had an incredible laugh.
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Trickle-down economics isn't just ripe for piss jokes. Looking at the wealthy assholes raising their ugly heads these days, it probably started as one. And looking at how we fell for it, the guys who made that joke must have had an incredible laugh.
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The FBI pulled all-nighters and burned nearly $1M in OT trying to redact the Epstein files all the while Trumpworld argued over what to hide or release. The panic says more than the pages do. Transparency shouldn’t be optional. What are they hiding?
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
apple.news/A81d6M8N_S32...
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
apple.news/A81d6M8N_S32...
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact the Jeffrey Epstein Files Revealed — The Daily Beast
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
apple.news
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The FBI pulled all-nighters and burned nearly $1M in OT trying to redact the Epstein files all the while Trumpworld argued over what to hide or release. The panic says more than the pages do. Transparency shouldn’t be optional. What are they hiding?
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
apple.news/A81d6M8N_S32...
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
apple.news/A81d6M8N_S32...
Great news, the Cybertruck owner in my class has been actively revealing himself as a general dumbass by asking a lot of stupid questions the past few weeks. Just feel nice.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Great news, the Cybertruck owner in my class has been actively revealing himself as a general dumbass by asking a lot of stupid questions the past few weeks. Just feel nice.
Ballots should have a space for like a tweet-sized summary of every candidate's platform so you can't just totally miss out on a good candidate because they didn't have enough advertising budget.
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Ballots should have a space for like a tweet-sized summary of every candidate's platform so you can't just totally miss out on a good candidate because they didn't have enough advertising budget.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
HAVE YOU EVER WOKEN UP WISHING YOU COULD GO INTO A TRANCE AND VIGOROUSLY PERFORM MENIAL LABOR FOR 5-8 HOURS AND THEN SNAP OUT OF IT HARDLY KNOWIN' WAT HAPPENED? TRY OUR NEW ENERGY DRINK, GIT-R-DUN! MADE WITH OUR PATENTED TRIFECTA OF VITAMIN B-12, BARBITUATES, AND BLENDED AMPHETAMINES
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
HAVE YOU EVER WOKEN UP WISHING YOU COULD GO INTO A TRANCE AND VIGOROUSLY PERFORM MENIAL LABOR FOR 5-8 HOURS AND THEN SNAP OUT OF IT HARDLY KNOWIN' WAT HAPPENED? TRY OUR NEW ENERGY DRINK, GIT-R-DUN! MADE WITH OUR PATENTED TRIFECTA OF VITAMIN B-12, BARBITUATES, AND BLENDED AMPHETAMINES
Looking at the progressive groundswell going on and the way Blue Team has fought it so far, I think we're entering a year where both parties will have a strong motive to enact election fraud. Keep your eyes peeled.
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Looking at the progressive groundswell going on and the way Blue Team has fought it so far, I think we're entering a year where both parties will have a strong motive to enact election fraud. Keep your eyes peeled.
The "Nothing ever happens" chud has been having a wild ride this year but he's on the money with this one. Ain't happenin'. Never has, never will. I'd bet my right nut on it, but not my left. Gotta be a little more sure before I'd put my left nut on the line.
My best sense of the vibe is that unless they fire a shitload of generals in the next week or two, martial law ain't happening.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The "Nothing ever happens" chud has been having a wild ride this year but he's on the money with this one. Ain't happenin'. Never has, never will. I'd bet my right nut on it, but not my left. Gotta be a little more sure before I'd put my left nut on the line.
Driving through Mamdanistan rn
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Driving through Mamdanistan rn
Night-time driving plays nice with EVs. There's never a line and you get little nap breaks. Sleep too long? Oh no, you're charged to 100, have a nice drive now
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Night-time driving plays nice with EVs. There's never a line and you get little nap breaks. Sleep too long? Oh no, you're charged to 100, have a nice drive now
Remove The Regime in DC! Al Green was there and promised us articles of impeachment for Christmas!
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Remove The Regime in DC! Al Green was there and promised us articles of impeachment for Christmas!
A few sights from before and outside Remove The Regime
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
A few sights from before and outside Remove The Regime
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We're watching you. Scum.
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
We're watching you. Scum.