bonkus.bsky.social
bonkus.bsky.social
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where's the ortolan? where's the balut? list needs to have actual food crimes before it can be legit.
February 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
*Bobby Hill on adderall voice* The moon economy is about to boom... There it goes.
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
this, but complimentary
February 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
"Remembering some guys" has a new dark counterpart.
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Stately. Statuesque.
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Throughout history we have seen that it just isn't worth it to walk and chew gum at the same time.
January 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
s1 - ok, this might be alright
s2 - whoa its dogshit
s3 - oh my god this is dogshit
s4 - didn't watch
s5 - huh, they're still making that thing?
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The 500 Skatteblows, a film by Francois Truffaut.
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Gave it the full Hobbit treatment. Hobbitized it.
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Yeah a lot of people are taking Nixon's "If the president does it it's not illegal" way too literally. Bribery, extortion, murder... if the president does it, it's not illegal. Unless he's a Democrat.
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
There's simply no feeling like breaking a goblin's legs and arms and then standing for a half hour yelling and gassing your boys up for JP.
October 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Yeah I was shocked when I heard this was "privately funded" but I'm guessing that goes by the wayside once the price balloons to half a billi and Trump just pockets what he can and stiffs the workers.
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
As long as Maine is first, it's a correct ranking.
October 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
April – 1805
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
Tanner Scott has a lower body abscess
Oceans are now battlefields
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
On the other hand, if the Mets allow the Reds to make the postseason it would be a thoughtful and magnanimous gesture.
September 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I think Thomas Pynchon would need to write a James Bond novel first (this should also happen).
September 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It takes a pretty special combination of ineptitude, bad luck and terrible vibes to break a modern record like that, and the Rockies just don't got the sauce.
September 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Pretty good remake.
September 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Have you heard about this "around" shit? they're calling it the new through.
September 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Definitely the living embodiment of the "Keep yelling at me! It only makes my opinions worse!" tweet.
September 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Right-wing online spaces are pushing kids towards nihilistic violence" doesn't sound obsequious enough to Republicans.
September 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Seems like this is what the Trump shooter was going for but was too inept.
September 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Saying to myself "Actually we need less Charlie Kirks" and then a second later correcting myself "...fewer".
September 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
No matter how much you kiss the GOP's ass they are never gonna vote for you.
September 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The "values" Brooks describes are modern conservative values, and if you don't want to discuss reality within that framing, then Brooks doesn't want to hear it, because he's a narcissist.
September 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM