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where's the ortolan? where's the balut? list needs to have actual food crimes before it can be legit.
February 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
where's the ortolan? where's the balut? list needs to have actual food crimes before it can be legit.
*Bobby Hill on adderall voice* The moon economy is about to boom... There it goes.
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
*Bobby Hill on adderall voice* The moon economy is about to boom... There it goes.
this, but complimentary
February 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
this, but complimentary
"Remembering some guys" has a new dark counterpart.
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
"Remembering some guys" has a new dark counterpart.
Stately. Statuesque.
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Stately. Statuesque.
Throughout history we have seen that it just isn't worth it to walk and chew gum at the same time.
January 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Throughout history we have seen that it just isn't worth it to walk and chew gum at the same time.
s1 - ok, this might be alright
s2 - whoa its dogshit
s3 - oh my god this is dogshit
s4 - didn't watch
s5 - huh, they're still making that thing?
s2 - whoa its dogshit
s3 - oh my god this is dogshit
s4 - didn't watch
s5 - huh, they're still making that thing?
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
s1 - ok, this might be alright
s2 - whoa its dogshit
s3 - oh my god this is dogshit
s4 - didn't watch
s5 - huh, they're still making that thing?
s2 - whoa its dogshit
s3 - oh my god this is dogshit
s4 - didn't watch
s5 - huh, they're still making that thing?
The 500 Skatteblows, a film by Francois Truffaut.
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The 500 Skatteblows, a film by Francois Truffaut.
Gave it the full Hobbit treatment. Hobbitized it.
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Gave it the full Hobbit treatment. Hobbitized it.
Yeah a lot of people are taking Nixon's "If the president does it it's not illegal" way too literally. Bribery, extortion, murder... if the president does it, it's not illegal. Unless he's a Democrat.
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Yeah a lot of people are taking Nixon's "If the president does it it's not illegal" way too literally. Bribery, extortion, murder... if the president does it, it's not illegal. Unless he's a Democrat.
There's simply no feeling like breaking a goblin's legs and arms and then standing for a half hour yelling and gassing your boys up for JP.
October 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
There's simply no feeling like breaking a goblin's legs and arms and then standing for a half hour yelling and gassing your boys up for JP.
Yeah I was shocked when I heard this was "privately funded" but I'm guessing that goes by the wayside once the price balloons to half a billi and Trump just pockets what he can and stiffs the workers.
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Yeah I was shocked when I heard this was "privately funded" but I'm guessing that goes by the wayside once the price balloons to half a billi and Trump just pockets what he can and stiffs the workers.
As long as Maine is first, it's a correct ranking.
October 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
As long as Maine is first, it's a correct ranking.
April – 1805
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
Tanner Scott has a lower body abscess
Oceans are now battlefields
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
Tanner Scott has a lower body abscess
Oceans are now battlefields
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
April – 1805
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
Tanner Scott has a lower body abscess
Oceans are now battlefields
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
Tanner Scott has a lower body abscess
Oceans are now battlefields
On the other hand, if the Mets allow the Reds to make the postseason it would be a thoughtful and magnanimous gesture.
September 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
On the other hand, if the Mets allow the Reds to make the postseason it would be a thoughtful and magnanimous gesture.
I think Thomas Pynchon would need to write a James Bond novel first (this should also happen).
September 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think Thomas Pynchon would need to write a James Bond novel first (this should also happen).
It takes a pretty special combination of ineptitude, bad luck and terrible vibes to break a modern record like that, and the Rockies just don't got the sauce.
September 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It takes a pretty special combination of ineptitude, bad luck and terrible vibes to break a modern record like that, and the Rockies just don't got the sauce.
Pretty good remake.
September 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Pretty good remake.
Have you heard about this "around" shit? they're calling it the new through.
September 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Have you heard about this "around" shit? they're calling it the new through.
Definitely the living embodiment of the "Keep yelling at me! It only makes my opinions worse!" tweet.
September 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Definitely the living embodiment of the "Keep yelling at me! It only makes my opinions worse!" tweet.
"Right-wing online spaces are pushing kids towards nihilistic violence" doesn't sound obsequious enough to Republicans.
September 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"Right-wing online spaces are pushing kids towards nihilistic violence" doesn't sound obsequious enough to Republicans.
Seems like this is what the Trump shooter was going for but was too inept.
September 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Seems like this is what the Trump shooter was going for but was too inept.
Saying to myself "Actually we need less Charlie Kirks" and then a second later correcting myself "...fewer".
September 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Saying to myself "Actually we need less Charlie Kirks" and then a second later correcting myself "...fewer".
No matter how much you kiss the GOP's ass they are never gonna vote for you.
September 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
No matter how much you kiss the GOP's ass they are never gonna vote for you.
The "values" Brooks describes are modern conservative values, and if you don't want to discuss reality within that framing, then Brooks doesn't want to hear it, because he's a narcissist.
September 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The "values" Brooks describes are modern conservative values, and if you don't want to discuss reality within that framing, then Brooks doesn't want to hear it, because he's a narcissist.