Bonnie Franz
@bonniefranz.bsky.social
Real bad at haikus
Tell your dog I said hello
Counting can be hard
Tell your dog I said hello
Counting can be hard
December 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
“Submit by fax”…WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!
April 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“Submit by fax”…WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!
Oh for fucks sake, fuck the fuck offfff.
April 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Oh for fucks sake, fuck the fuck offfff.
Wouldn’t let him eat a board book
#reasonsmykidcries #1
#reasonsmykidcries #1
March 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Wouldn’t let him eat a board book
#reasonsmykidcries #1
#reasonsmykidcries #1
An annoyed I lack a basic life skill (spelling) haiku:
I don’t like to spell
Yet words melodically flow
Predictive text helps
#badpoetry #haiku
I don’t like to spell
Yet words melodically flow
Predictive text helps
#badpoetry #haiku
June 27, 2024 at 12:56 PM
An annoyed I lack a basic life skill (spelling) haiku:
I don’t like to spell
Yet words melodically flow
Predictive text helps
#badpoetry #haiku
I don’t like to spell
Yet words melodically flow
Predictive text helps
#badpoetry #haiku
February 29, 2024 at 1:26 PM
February 16, 2024 at 2:42 AM
A sporty haiku:
Confused. World champs?
No. Only one country plays
Super Bowl is weird
#badpoetry #USchampsnotworldchamps
Confused. World champs?
No. Only one country plays
Super Bowl is weird
#badpoetry #USchampsnotworldchamps
February 14, 2024 at 4:52 AM
A sporty haiku:
Confused. World champs?
No. Only one country plays
Super Bowl is weird
#badpoetry #USchampsnotworldchamps
Confused. World champs?
No. Only one country plays
Super Bowl is weird
#badpoetry #USchampsnotworldchamps
An annoyed haiku:
Mortgage rates are crap
Affordable housing? Ha!
Goodbye middle class
#badpoetry #haiku
Mortgage rates are crap
Affordable housing? Ha!
Goodbye middle class
#badpoetry #haiku
February 8, 2024 at 1:43 AM
An annoyed haiku:
Mortgage rates are crap
Affordable housing? Ha!
Goodbye middle class
#badpoetry #haiku
Mortgage rates are crap
Affordable housing? Ha!
Goodbye middle class
#badpoetry #haiku
January 21, 2024 at 9:39 PM
January 13, 2024 at 2:16 PM
January 12, 2024 at 1:42 AM
An unfortunate Haiku when living in a big city:
Misophonia
What a lame super power
Neighbors are noisy
#badpoetry
Misophonia
What a lame super power
Neighbors are noisy
#badpoetry
January 3, 2024 at 1:50 AM
An unfortunate Haiku when living in a big city:
Misophonia
What a lame super power
Neighbors are noisy
#badpoetry
Misophonia
What a lame super power
Neighbors are noisy
#badpoetry
January 1, 2024 at 8:10 AM
December 29, 2023 at 11:54 AM
A ‘tis the season Haiku:
Happy holidays
Wear baggy clothes to eat more
Omg candy!
Happy holidays
Wear baggy clothes to eat more
Omg candy!
December 26, 2023 at 6:53 AM
A ‘tis the season Haiku:
Happy holidays
Wear baggy clothes to eat more
Omg candy!
Happy holidays
Wear baggy clothes to eat more
Omg candy!
A 7am Haiku:
Why do I stay up
Sunrise happened way to fast
Count sheep, now honk shoe 💤
Why do I stay up
Sunrise happened way to fast
Count sheep, now honk shoe 💤
December 24, 2023 at 1:06 PM
A 7am Haiku:
Why do I stay up
Sunrise happened way to fast
Count sheep, now honk shoe 💤
Why do I stay up
Sunrise happened way to fast
Count sheep, now honk shoe 💤
A 4am Haiku:
First posts are awkward
Barbie movie was boring
Jellybeans are good
First posts are awkward
Barbie movie was boring
Jellybeans are good
December 24, 2023 at 10:26 AM
A 4am Haiku:
First posts are awkward
Barbie movie was boring
Jellybeans are good
First posts are awkward
Barbie movie was boring
Jellybeans are good