Someday, we’ll all look back at this country and laugh.
January 24, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Someday, we’ll all look back at this country and laugh.
Failed bid. Like it was something he could lobby for or buy. What a deranged weirdo.
January 20, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Failed bid. Like it was something he could lobby for or buy. What a deranged weirdo.
There’s a level of delusional narcissism going on with Trump that’s truly astounding. Even though previous examples should have prepared us for it, it’s still jarring that this is not deliberate parody.
January 20, 2026 at 12:46 PM
There’s a level of delusional narcissism going on with Trump that’s truly astounding. Even though previous examples should have prepared us for it, it’s still jarring that this is not deliberate parody.
Alternative headline: “Republicans Fail Morality Test At Lowest Possible Setting. Again.”
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Alternative headline: “Republicans Fail Morality Test At Lowest Possible Setting. Again.”
I can’t tell you how many nights sleep I’ve lost worrying about Greenland.
January 13, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I can’t tell you how many nights sleep I’ve lost worrying about Greenland.
These guys should only be giving interviews from prison.
January 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
These guys should only be giving interviews from prison.
It’s hard to envision what will qualify as an impeachable offense after Trump. Cannibalism?
January 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
It’s hard to envision what will qualify as an impeachable offense after Trump. Cannibalism?
I suppose ‘long established democratic norms’ is Post code-speak for Article I, Section 4, Clause 1 of the Constitution.
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I suppose ‘long established democratic norms’ is Post code-speak for Article I, Section 4, Clause 1 of the Constitution.
He’s still my refuge from sadness. He gave the world a glimpse of something more. A sense of wonder. Reverence. Joy.
January 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
He’s still my refuge from sadness. He gave the world a glimpse of something more. A sense of wonder. Reverence. Joy.
Anyone still working for ICE in 2026 is presumptively a criminal and a psychopath.
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Anyone still working for ICE in 2026 is presumptively a criminal and a psychopath.
Some people have a perfect record for doing stupid things.
January 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Some people have a perfect record for doing stupid things.
It’s not easy deciding upon how to cover statements from a guy who says windmills cause cancer and immigrants are eating pets. NYT opts for credulity. Every. Time.
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 PM
It’s not easy deciding upon how to cover statements from a guy who says windmills cause cancer and immigrants are eating pets. NYT opts for credulity. Every. Time.
More from the ‘deny the evidence of your eyes and ears’ crowd.
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 PM
More from the ‘deny the evidence of your eyes and ears’ crowd.
My dad went to college with Alan Alda. Not a positive fact exactly but still a fact. Alda was an avid fan of the football team which was coached by Vince Lombardi at the time. Which is another fact I suppose.
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 AM
My dad went to college with Alan Alda. Not a positive fact exactly but still a fact. Alda was an avid fan of the football team which was coached by Vince Lombardi at the time. Which is another fact I suppose.
Have they… exhausted their supply of sedentary basement dwelling Call of Duty cosplaying mall cops?
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Have they… exhausted their supply of sedentary basement dwelling Call of Duty cosplaying mall cops?
Reagan was a racist prick. Fuck Ronald Reagan.
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Reagan was a racist prick. Fuck Ronald Reagan.
It needs to go sit in a corner with 1939 and 1492 and think about what it’s done.
December 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It needs to go sit in a corner with 1939 and 1492 and think about what it’s done.
Meanwhile at Palantir…
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Meanwhile at Palantir…
It’ll be years until confidence is restored in the accuracy or truthfulness of any data report by the federal government, if ever.
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It’ll be years until confidence is restored in the accuracy or truthfulness of any data report by the federal government, if ever.
Instacart does the same thing on the other end to the pay for their “independent contractors.” It’s a game to see how little they can pay them while at the same time offloading operational costs onto them.
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Instacart does the same thing on the other end to the pay for their “independent contractors.” It’s a game to see how little they can pay them while at the same time offloading operational costs onto them.
My daughter went through a phase where she wanted to wear these gaudy Mardi Gras beads everywhere she went. Then she turned six.
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My daughter went through a phase where she wanted to wear these gaudy Mardi Gras beads everywhere she went. Then she turned six.
5th grade graduation ceremony energy.
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
5th grade graduation ceremony energy.
Kinda rich that they have the gall to cite avoiding “irreparable harm” in their ruling. We’ll be picking up the pieces of our constitution for decades to come thanks to the Roberts court.
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Kinda rich that they have the gall to cite avoiding “irreparable harm” in their ruling. We’ll be picking up the pieces of our constitution for decades to come thanks to the Roberts court.
I always feel like these contests are rigged.
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I always feel like these contests are rigged.