It’s good enough.

Fell asleep. Will try again at some point.

That phrase could apply to a lot of things for me.

Transvestigation. I’m so stealing that.

Why do you even bother to get out of bed?

Also, Merry Christmas and whatever.

I’m sure the dissenters were also up in arms when the same thing happened when Republicans took over the North Carolina Supreme Court.

Just think of your shit in landfills, breaking down and polluting the water table.

I read you enough that I’m almost never genuinely surprised by something you write and yet I just yelled, “WHAT?!”