Let me taste by proxy by letting me know how they turn out. Good, I'm sure, but still

in 2026, the elves will be fatter

Insane they have you working in this weather. Should be under the gut of a woman being warmed by her embrace

Dedicated soda stipend delivered to their doorstep. Wouldn't want them exerting too much effort getting it, either

I feel like a 2 liter a day is a good place to start

Can't get a good night's sleep without the warm tummy sensory deprivation pillow

Nothing but the churning and gurgling of the latest meal. Its like white noise at this point

Would be dangerous to *be* a mage and wear it. Quick way to have some serious problems, especially if having it buried under you counts as it being "equiped"

To be fair, nobody whos put it on has had issues with the chest plate fitting

...initially at least. Many adventures have learned that the conversion is only one way.

[Cursed] magic auto-fitting chest plate (xxxl)