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Carlotta
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To the People of California: Vote YES on 50.
Should have your ballot by now. Mark YES. Put ballot in signed envelope. Put a stamp on if required in your county. Put sealed envelope in USPS mailbox or drop off at your local elections office.
Always with those 1980's spray-painted chairs Donald Trump stole from some condemned hotel. They're so Vegas ugly.
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I was waiting for Donald Trump to keel over.
Literally.
He is looking extra-rough right there.
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Why is a man named “Chip” talking about eating his dad’s black eyes in social media? That’s just weird.
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
This isn't important to anyone but me but it grates on my nerves when people/GROKS write "where" when the mean "in which".

Lazy writing annoys me.
January 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Model at Mar a Lago is pronounced “heres my addy and cashapp”
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
And the reel one, too, while you’re at it.
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Serious question: he fired that gun at a 45% angle up, right?

Wouldn't the bullets come back down? Onto someone in the crowd?

Was this an example of responsible gun ownership?
January 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
TEAM POLAR BEAR!
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"I Wil, I promise!"
It was RIGHT THERE.
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Oh my Lord, I have just peeped her page.

SHE IS TOTALLY BONKERS. Not even a quarter-bonkers or one-third. GIRL HAS ALL THE WAY BLOWN HER GASKET.
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Awww...screw Lauren Boebert.
All the men before trump did, so he figured he should, too.

And too bad for her constituents--but THIS IS WHAT THEY VOTED FOR IN ELECTING HER. Sucks ass, but hey, her lips were sealed to trump's rump for all these years.

Thank Lyin' Ted Cruz.
December 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You should make your avi a Cup o Noodles.

Maybe they'd catch on; or, they'll get hungry, go make some instant ramen and leave you alone.
December 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
When I was a teen, my mom took me to Las Vegas with her. In the hotel restaurant eating breakfast we hear "MR HARRY CASEY, please pick up the white courtesy phone" several times. THE Mr Harry Casey. Booth next to us. Said Good Morning to us. It was KC.

You know: K. C.

Of the Sunshine Band. Swoon.
December 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I've seen it in houses advertised for sale in "wealthy" neighborhoods in Texas. Says so much about the nouveau riche who reside there.

And yes, the houses are ugly and tacky AF.
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The real question: who owns the company that provides this ugly-ass "marble" that Donald Trump is having installed throughout the public buildings? It has to be one of wealthy cronies who is making a big buck or two off of his stupidity.

That veined stuff is so 1990's and tacky AF.
December 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I see…DeSantis…running…out of steam. Again.

But he has high hopes. He and Princess Casey. Mostly Casey. She demands to be afforded the opportunity to wear those lovely long silk gloves at least one more time.
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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SAY IT AGAIN

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LET'S FUCKING GO

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IT'S ABOUT TIME

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TO END THIS NIGHTMARE
December 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
middle sentence got lost. Should say “in light of who we have as president.”
December 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM