Christian N
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Christian N
@booksandbasses.bsky.social
Writer, Musician, Hobby Luthier
Every time a team lets Arsenal score from a set piece, a unicorn loses it's horn.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'd love to be neutral/hate watching the Liverpool Newcastle game so much right now. (raises fist in the air towards our Technocratic Overlords).
August 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Somedays you win some. Somedays you lose some. Somedays you wake up and your team has already lost. This has not been a metaphor.
August 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
New benchtop, new me, That's how it works, right?

Image shows new plywood benchtop on old bench. Unfinished, because finish on a workshop benchtop is for suckers.
August 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
MCFC is loading...
August 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"Separation is a natural process." Just had a life lesson from a jar of almond butter.
June 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I spent all of March wanting February to be over and now it's May?
May 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A creative project "ending in tension" is one of the great euphemisms of our time.
April 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
People think they're going to live forever and they're mostly right.
March 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
You people have been holding out on how much better loose tea is than bagged, and I will never forgive you.
March 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Feeling rich, Might make an omelet later.
March 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me: Dude, you were in there for like twenty minutes, scratching around and you managed to get zero litter coverage on your poop. What's up?

Cat: I do it for the love of the game.
February 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I'm in the grocery and I'm sure I'm surrounded by pod people because "Sweet Caroline" is on the radio and no one else is hitting the "Bomp Bomp Baaahhh"s. Now I have to hit it extra hard because for freedom.
January 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM