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Boolean Union
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Specializing in the analysis, archival, research, and critique of illustrated religious hate literature. Loyally serving the interwebs since 2009.

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December 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Yep. Gwyneth Paltrow plays a young Moira. Both David Crosby and Steven Spielberg himself play some of the pirates. It's wild.
December 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
That movie is actually packed with odd cameos. The couple kissing on the bridge when Peter flies to Neverland are George Lucas and Carrie Fisher. The cop who investigates his kid's kidnapping is Phil Collins.

Check out the credits or the trivia section on IMDB sometime.
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Only reason we're where we are right now is because we stopped.
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Christ Almighty, they all look alike!

Is that racist of me? Do I even care?
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
S'awright... the sex slaves are disease free. Go ahead... have a taste. The Lord your God says it's cool.
December 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Ahhh... but you see, to Beverly here the Bible was far more valuable than her sister-in-law anyway.

Pretty good indication of where her priorities are, isn't it?
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
That much for a penis?!? Is it... like... made of gold or something?
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Tye "out-of-print" titles (with a few exceptions) can be purchased in a bulk order of 10,000 with a customized back cover for the low, low, price of $1,050.00 + $200.00 S&H. Current tracts can be purchased as singles for $0.23 a piece.

Still waaaay too much money, though.
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
'Tis the season...
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It doesn't make a damn bit of difference. They 👏 don't 👏 care👏. Consistency doesn't matter. Reality doesn't matter. So long as they're "owning the libs" and know that they're pissing you off, they'll say black is white and keep a straight face.
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Fun Fact: This IS actually a revised version. The original "A" print hilariously claimed that both J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S Freakin' Lewis were "occult" authors. This footnote was dropped from later printings for some reason...
Tract Dissection - "Dark Dungeons" (#061) - Boolean Union
A page containing the dissection for Dark Dungeons published by Chick Publications.
boolean-union.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
May I offer for your consideration, as an early Christmas present?
Dissections Index - Boolean Union
An index page containing all dissections written by the Boolean Union.
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December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
To be fair, you can pick up a sampler pack of all the current titles from their website for about $25.

...but that would necessitate giving them money, which is dirt you'll never be able to wash off.
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
They managed to bag our dear leader's girlfriend, though! They're closing in, you guise!!!!
Kristi Noem claimed a few months ago that they arrested the girlfriend of the leader of Antifa and that was going to lead to the prosecution of the entire “organization.” What happened with that? Any updates?
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Both Pope John Paul and Ronnie Reagan had shots taken at them the year that I was born. I'm very glad that overall aim has significantly improved over the last four-and-a-half decades.
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
So you don't need to go see this new abomination...
Animal Farm (1954). George Orwell. HD Cartoon
YouTube video by Ivanna Oliinyk
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
December 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Didn't a guy get shot over something like this?
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM