*me, in a rush*
friend: which bart station are we meeting at tonight?
me: can you please ashby later?

i’m about to make this petition ALL YALLS PROBLEM

everyone watched marty supreme and loved it. i watched marty supreme and needed 50mg of cbd to be able to fall asleep.

sometimes I wish I could tongue scrape my entire body

if I were an alien on earth I would have no idea what to do on trivia night. I would inevitably be the weakest link. I would no nothing but world domination. What do you do when you know world domination but not Broadway?

This is crazy bc it looks like an eye if you turn it sideways ……..🤯