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December 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Yesterday..Assisted living dining room with my 81-y/o uncle.
ME: ooo..cheesecake..with the fondue last night that's a lot of cheese.
UNCLE: and I had a cheese omelet this morning.
M: Well, you know what Chester Cheetah says...
Yesterday..Assisted living dining room with my 81-y/o uncle.
ME: ooo..cheesecake..with the fondue last night that's a lot of cheese.
UNCLE: and I had a cheese omelet this morning.
M: Well, you know what Chester Cheetah says...
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
[Scene]
Yesterday..Assisted living dining room with my 81-y/o uncle.
ME: ooo..cheesecake..with the fondue last night that's a lot of cheese.
UNCLE: and I had a cheese omelet this morning.
M: Well, you know what Chester Cheetah says...
Yesterday..Assisted living dining room with my 81-y/o uncle.
ME: ooo..cheesecake..with the fondue last night that's a lot of cheese.
UNCLE: and I had a cheese omelet this morning.
M: Well, you know what Chester Cheetah says...
If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it??!
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it??!
it's a full-bore cloudburst outside and it's so luxurious to wake up to the rain at this hour on a day off, not having to worry what this would do to the commute routes.
December 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
it's a full-bore cloudburst outside and it's so luxurious to wake up to the rain at this hour on a day off, not having to worry what this would do to the commute routes.
My work mouse battery flashed a 10% reminder today. It will probably be dead by Monday. 😵
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My work mouse battery flashed a 10% reminder today. It will probably be dead by Monday. 😵
New deli case tamales just dropped in time for dinner. Yes please!
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
New deli case tamales just dropped in time for dinner. Yes please!
True Gen-X solitude in 2025 means more text messages from 2FA login bots than from your actual living, breathing friends on most workday mornings.
December 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
True Gen-X solitude in 2025 means more text messages from 2FA login bots than from your actual living, breathing friends on most workday mornings.
Only 75 yard TD pass Rivers will complete this season was to the 49ers' defense.
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Only 75 yard TD pass Rivers will complete this season was to the 49ers' defense.
Troy Aikman acting like a jilted ex in the booth over how hard Joe Buck is pole jockin Philip Rivers is the intersection of NFL Street and Reality TV Parkway.
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Troy Aikman acting like a jilted ex in the booth over how hard Joe Buck is pole jockin Philip Rivers is the intersection of NFL Street and Reality TV Parkway.
Hear me out though: early retirement as a Democratic political platform.
We should be voting in politicians who understand letting the dollars circulate means more savings and compounding for more people.
I've been through a pandemic and lived. Don't make me work til I'm 70.
We should be voting in politicians who understand letting the dollars circulate means more savings and compounding for more people.
I've been through a pandemic and lived. Don't make me work til I'm 70.
December 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hear me out though: early retirement as a Democratic political platform.
We should be voting in politicians who understand letting the dollars circulate means more savings and compounding for more people.
I've been through a pandemic and lived. Don't make me work til I'm 70.
We should be voting in politicians who understand letting the dollars circulate means more savings and compounding for more people.
I've been through a pandemic and lived. Don't make me work til I'm 70.
TNG rewatch and what a cute story arc about @wilwheaton.net crushing on Ashley Judd's character in the episode "The Game".
cc: @amypinkc.bsky.social
cc: @amypinkc.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
TNG rewatch and what a cute story arc about @wilwheaton.net crushing on Ashley Judd's character in the episode "The Game".
cc: @amypinkc.bsky.social
cc: @amypinkc.bsky.social
If they can make toffee peanuts, they can make toffee peanut m&m's...with a toffee coating, chocolate, and a peanut center.
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
If they can make toffee peanuts, they can make toffee peanut m&m's...with a toffee coating, chocolate, and a peanut center.
Pleased to report visible sunshine from my desk for the first time in almost 4 weeks.
December 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Pleased to report visible sunshine from my desk for the first time in almost 4 weeks.
Half-listening to college football on the radio and just misheard them say, "Welcome back to our coverage of the Army-Leggy game...", which honestly sounds like it would be more fun than whatever is actually going on.
cc: @jonbois.bsky.social
cc: @jonbois.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Half-listening to college football on the radio and just misheard them say, "Welcome back to our coverage of the Army-Leggy game...", which honestly sounds like it would be more fun than whatever is actually going on.
cc: @jonbois.bsky.social
cc: @jonbois.bsky.social
Short ribs go in to braise at 1pm.
Debating whether to serve 'em rustic or get out the blender and make a nice pan sauce.
Debating whether to serve 'em rustic or get out the blender and make a nice pan sauce.
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Short ribs go in to braise at 1pm.
Debating whether to serve 'em rustic or get out the blender and make a nice pan sauce.
Debating whether to serve 'em rustic or get out the blender and make a nice pan sauce.
If the ringtone composers behind all the whimsical alarm sounds on my phone got their ASCAP money every time I pushed "snooze"...the billionaire class in America would have a few more members.
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If the ringtone composers behind all the whimsical alarm sounds on my phone got their ASCAP money every time I pushed "snooze"...the billionaire class in America would have a few more members.
i did it again: ordered a cheesesteak on wheat today.
always a chance to change, tomorrow, i guess.
always a chance to change, tomorrow, i guess.
I wish I knew what childhood trauma polarized me against white bread.
I want to go back to that version of myself and give him a hug, tell him it'll be OK, that I can order the sub on white every now and then, as a treat.
I want to go back to that version of myself and give him a hug, tell him it'll be OK, that I can order the sub on white every now and then, as a treat.
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i did it again: ordered a cheesesteak on wheat today.
always a chance to change, tomorrow, i guess.
always a chance to change, tomorrow, i guess.
Cute drive-thru girl put a free cookie in my bag this morning...
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Cute drive-thru girl put a free cookie in my bag this morning...
Just dropping my future self a note that it has been soggy wet fog for 20 out of the last 30 days and even on the days the sun bothered to shine, I was stuck at my desk under fluorescent lights for those few precious hours.
Maybe this will be my Swamp Thing origin story. 🙄
Maybe this will be my Swamp Thing origin story. 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Just dropping my future self a note that it has been soggy wet fog for 20 out of the last 30 days and even on the days the sun bothered to shine, I was stuck at my desk under fluorescent lights for those few precious hours.
Maybe this will be my Swamp Thing origin story. 🙄
Maybe this will be my Swamp Thing origin story. 🙄
Yikes. Bills gonna make sure Tee Higgins gets put back in concussion protocol before this game is over.
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Yikes. Bills gonna make sure Tee Higgins gets put back in concussion protocol before this game is over.
Hearing murmurs of a west-coast televised snow game today?
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hearing murmurs of a west-coast televised snow game today?
no seriously - this ever-present high clouds/fog thing is getting to be too much. blocking out the sun for days at a time and blurring the distinction between waking hours and sleeping hours.
i'm just trying to be awake during my waking hours and the weather makes me feel like i'm sleepwalking!
i'm just trying to be awake during my waking hours and the weather makes me feel like i'm sleepwalking!
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
no seriously - this ever-present high clouds/fog thing is getting to be too much. blocking out the sun for days at a time and blurring the distinction between waking hours and sleeping hours.
i'm just trying to be awake during my waking hours and the weather makes me feel like i'm sleepwalking!
i'm just trying to be awake during my waking hours and the weather makes me feel like i'm sleepwalking!
Almost forgot to mention that the fog has been so strong lately that when I saw the sun for a few minutes today...it was for the first time in almost two weeks.
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Almost forgot to mention that the fog has been so strong lately that when I saw the sun for a few minutes today...it was for the first time in almost two weeks.
Microsoft Teams is the disease, not the cure.
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Microsoft Teams is the disease, not the cure.