Boons
@boonsva.bsky.social
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🔞 she/her, 20s 👋🏻 Audio Goblin at your service. 🎙️ 750k + plays on Soundgasm. 🎙️ Find me on Reddit, YouTube & Magic Wave Audios✌🏻NSFW & SFW 🫶🏻 https://boonsva.carrd.co/
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Also, hi, hello 👋🏻 here’s The Key Info. I’m done re-branding for the day now I promise. 🫶🏻
boonsva.bsky.social
I feel like we would just be embracing repeating ‘you’re so pretty no you are no YOU’ over and over
boonsva.bsky.social
Ya know I love to break out the gentle fdom 😌💕

www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
boonsva.bsky.social
Can’t actually articulate how funny I’ve found that
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It would cause tectonic plates to shift and oceans to part. 🍈🍈
boonsva.bsky.social
If you aren’t already, why!? Haven’t you heard her!?!?
boonsva.bsky.social
It’s a sensory deprivation tank! It’s filled with insanely salty water so you float completely weightless 🤤 just snooze in there for 50 minutes and I come out all soft n loose n noodly.
boonsva.bsky.social
Also this. Floatin around all oily. How could I not fancy myself!?
boonsva.bsky.social
I fear it’s a combination of all of those very sensible and logical answers actually 👀

I have the best naps in these things 🤤
boonsva.bsky.social
Actually while we’re on the subject lemme be vulnerable and ask what is it about being in one of these things that makes me so insatiably horny!???!??? Pls tell me I’m not alone in this. Is it the oils?? It’s gotta be the oils. Or the lights!?
billyyandereva.bsky.social
i wonder if people into #vore ever use those sensory deprivation tanks to pretend like they're inside a big belly
boonsva.bsky.social
I have a feeling this thought will keep popping into my head next time I’m in there. Staff out front will keep hearing an echoey ‘teeheehee’.
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This is one from a while ago!
boonsva.bsky.social
Condensed my latest 35 minute audio into 1 min 20 of switchy goodness for ya. 😏💕🎧
boonsva.bsky.social
How upsetting that it’s a Monday night though!?
boonsva.bsky.social
I booked a non-refundable hotel for a gig that got cancelled and now my brain is running wild with all the things I could do with a hotel room and no plans.
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yourhyacinthgirl.bsky.social
In case anyone needs the link and feels like donating 🦡🦡🦡

www.badgertrust.org.uk/donate
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Happy National Badger Day! Dydd y Moch Daear yn Genedlaethol Hapus! In England & Wales, ask your MP to attend the 13 Oct Badger Cull debate.
boonsva.bsky.social
I think I’m satisfied there’s enough evidence for us to declare a reverend father to sex focused hobbies and/or career pipeline 😂
boonsva.bsky.social
Ok this is awesome
crayoncrayonnva.bsky.social
so excited to announce something fun happening on 10/10…

you can go on dates with some of your favorite VAs, with dates written by some of your favorite writers!
boonsva.bsky.social
I know it would be so wild right!?

😀😇😌
boonsva.bsky.social
….MOM!?!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
boonsva.bsky.social
Imagine if the daughter of an actual vicar made audio erotica hahahaha that would be so crazy right hahaha imagine.

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boonsva.bsky.social
And the Lord looked down upon thy gooning and saw that it was good. 😌
boonsva.bsky.social
And the Lord looked down upon thy gooning and saw that it was good. 😌
boonsva.bsky.social
MAYBE if I wear my FUN dungarees I’ll feel less like ✨ microwaved death ✨ ☺️