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🔞 she/her, 20s 👋🏻 Audio Goblin at your service. 🎙️ One million plays on Soundgasm. 🎙️ Find me on Reddit & YouTube. Plus Magic Wave and BoonsAudios.com for exclusive content ✌🏻NSFW & SFW 🫶🏻

https://boonsva.carrd.co/
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FYI! I gotta sleep this year. Reduced free audio schedule and a new home for my exclusives.

You can read more in this free post: www.patreon.com/posts/147303...

Join BoonsAudios.com in January for your first month free. 🧡
Oh I BEG.
February 11, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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If you're looking for some black creators to follow and support, you can do so here!
Could yall tag some black creators for me to follow?
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Nobody can tell me shit when I’m wearing these. What’s the science behind how they rearrange brain chemistry?
February 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
You have just reminded me that I have an audio about exactly this. I gotta repost that 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
- Jesus, probably.
February 10, 2026 at 12:20 PM
A genuine top tip I think you gave me when I first started out 🧡
February 10, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Vanilla, cosy, sweet cuddlefuck except with super filthy whispers and moaning.

And a glass of water for the table please, tap is great thank you so much!
February 10, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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Actually, let’s talk about perimenopause/menopause.

I know a lot of my pals/followers are younger than me here so feel free to ignore.

My perimenopause went undiagnosed for about five years as medical practitioners mostly don’t give a shit about it.

1/4
Literally the second my period stops I turn into a feral goblin that wants to hump everyone. Actually sometimes mid period.
February 10, 2026 at 10:32 AM
That’s so freaking unnerving. I’m sorry 😩
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Urgh! What a fucking shame. Love their products but clearly their values are not it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
We’re doing TOO well. Let’s mix it up.

!?!?
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Yes! And then on top of the horrifying product itself, the way they’re marketing it!? Did the become a hive mind and then have a collective aneurism over there!?
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
What…the absolute fuck…are Lovense doing.
a man wearing glasses and a plaid tie
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a plaid tie
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February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Desiring to write the greatest love song ever written, a famous bard sets off on a quest for inspiration. Arriving at an inn, he begins collecting tales of love and lust from the patrons. But there is more to the inn than meets the eye, and it's not long before the bard is telling a tale of his own
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Thank you to @thesmutcap.bsky.social for featuring me this week.
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
New ramble out now on my site for all tiers - here’s a little sneak peek. 🎧

boonsaudios.com/supporters/a...
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Pretty good actually, I’ll clear my schedule.
February 8, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Thank you!!
February 8, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Just two pitties barking at eachother affectionately
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
You know what I hope this is exactly how Nick Miller would respond to me
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Can I interest you in *gestures wildly at myself*
February 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
a spongebob squarepants character wearing a hat and glasses
ALT: a spongebob squarepants character wearing a hat and glasses
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February 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM