Bryan
@booryan.bsky.social
34 🏳️🌈 Boston but not really
Professional Pool Boy
Professional Pool Boy
What do you mean I have work tomorrow I should be in the holiday purgatory
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
What do you mean I have work tomorrow I should be in the holiday purgatory
Being single sucks, but being the one to update the group chat on the hometown Tinder sightings is a blessing
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Being single sucks, but being the one to update the group chat on the hometown Tinder sightings is a blessing
Absolutely gutted I didn’t have the chance to bring up Heated Rivalry at the family Christmas party
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Absolutely gutted I didn’t have the chance to bring up Heated Rivalry at the family Christmas party
Merry Christmas my SIL had to explain Ptown Bear Week to my aunt after she brought up a strange trip to Ogunquit and I missed the entire conversation
December 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Merry Christmas my SIL had to explain Ptown Bear Week to my aunt after she brought up a strange trip to Ogunquit and I missed the entire conversation
Hey siri play Mariah Carey is Festive by richfofo
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hey siri play Mariah Carey is Festive by richfofo
Smart enough to use a kitchen scale when baking, too dumb to do the math when adding ingredients
December 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Smart enough to use a kitchen scale when baking, too dumb to do the math when adding ingredients
Taping the wrapping paper to the box itself is a sign of weakness
December 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Taping the wrapping paper to the box itself is a sign of weakness
Shout out to the hot married daddies cruising the gym together, very jealous of their date night
December 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Shout out to the hot married daddies cruising the gym together, very jealous of their date night
Eh close enough, welcome back livejournal
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Eh close enough, welcome back livejournal
At the shop/office today and there’s two speakers competing in the warehouse — one’s playing Last Christmas and the other’s playing Free Bird
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
At the shop/office today and there’s two speakers competing in the warehouse — one’s playing Last Christmas and the other’s playing Free Bird
New recession indicator just dropped
Pantone’s 2026 Color of the Year is a white
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
New recession indicator just dropped
For the first time maybe ever Spotify introduced me to new music I liked enough to crack my top 5 lists
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
For the first time maybe ever Spotify introduced me to new music I liked enough to crack my top 5 lists
Yeah sure acab, but I can’t help it if I fell in love with a hot detective at jury duty
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yeah sure acab, but I can’t help it if I fell in love with a hot detective at jury duty
We made it five minutes into Best In Show before realizing the actual dog show happened today so we put that on instead
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
We made it five minutes into Best In Show before realizing the actual dog show happened today so we put that on instead
Had a very gay weekend in Ptown, brought my first piece of leather, bestie won Mr New England Leather ☺️
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Had a very gay weekend in Ptown, brought my first piece of leather, bestie won Mr New England Leather ☺️
Went to the bathhouse and saw a former coworker who still works with my MOM.
Boston is such a fucking small city I hate it here.
Boston is such a fucking small city I hate it here.
September 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Went to the bathhouse and saw a former coworker who still works with my MOM.
Boston is such a fucking small city I hate it here.
Boston is such a fucking small city I hate it here.
Wait not yet I don’t have a slutty emoji copy pasta ready to text the group chat
August 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wait not yet I don’t have a slutty emoji copy pasta ready to text the group chat
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August 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Tiktok witches gave me hope it would be today
60° overcast and pumpkin is back at dunks I AM A NEW MAN
August 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
60° overcast and pumpkin is back at dunks I AM A NEW MAN
I ate eight hotdogs in ten minutes and won 🫃
July 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I ate eight hotdogs in ten minutes and won 🫃
It (unfortunately) says a lot about me that I’m a gay man living in Massachusetts and have only ever been to ptown with family.
July 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It (unfortunately) says a lot about me that I’m a gay man living in Massachusetts and have only ever been to ptown with family.
I’m 30 miles away on the cape but okay
July 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’m 30 miles away on the cape but okay
So stoked to be working on a Saturday morning instead of doing gay shit for pride
June 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
So stoked to be working on a Saturday morning instead of doing gay shit for pride