today? could it be today? please?

I love being in a world where the polar bear eating my guts is telling me that baby seals are the real threat, and the half eaten corpses scattered around me are vocally agreeing

hey is anyone else exhausted on a metaphysical level today

when it happens ,I know it won't fix everything, but I think I'll feel the first instant of ease I've felt in years. upon years upon years upon years. I'll remember what relief feels like.

HEY. HTTPS://TWITCH.TV/NONPRODUCTIVE LOOK AT THIS

I'm feeling inspired. I want to be so witty and effervescent in conversations that rich dudes grow envious of me on principle because I'm naturally pleasant to be around

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

Genuinely, being an amateur comedy writer and editor is so joyous to me. thank you @geeksofwrath.bsky.social for letting me put terrible words in your mouths 💜