@boozeandclues.bsky.social
Rams, Ducks, Liverpool, Blues, Mariners, Pistons, Zips, Timbers
Put in Davis Mills
January 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Put in Davis Mills
I've made the mistake of getting Taco Bell delivery and then trusting the initial ETA
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I've made the mistake of getting Taco Bell delivery and then trusting the initial ETA
There's another timeline where a cute girl in high school didn't pressure me into warm shots of Popov at 17 and I can still dunk and do calculus
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
There's another timeline where a cute girl in high school didn't pressure me into warm shots of Popov at 17 and I can still dunk and do calculus
Nothing says, "I'm a mom first and foremost" like that being the 5th line in your dating profile
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Nothing says, "I'm a mom first and foremost" like that being the 5th line in your dating profile
I thought Pho was pronounced Pho, not Pho
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I thought Pho was pronounced Pho, not Pho
"Hey I gotta do something for a minute real quick. Also, would you rather be Beethoven or Mozart?"
"Uh, Mozart"
"Great, I'll be Bach"
"Uh, Mozart"
"Great, I'll be Bach"
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"Hey I gotta do something for a minute real quick. Also, would you rather be Beethoven or Mozart?"
"Uh, Mozart"
"Great, I'll be Bach"
"Uh, Mozart"
"Great, I'll be Bach"
@kml7.bsky.social any thoughts on officiating so far?
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
@kml7.bsky.social any thoughts on officiating so far?
1) I love Big Dumper
B) I don't think I've ever seen Jorge Polanco blink
B) I don't think I've ever seen Jorge Polanco blink
October 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
1) I love Big Dumper
B) I don't think I've ever seen Jorge Polanco blink
B) I don't think I've ever seen Jorge Polanco blink
@jblong.bsky.social
What would you say is the likelihood that the Rams would offer a trade for Sauce Gardner?
What would you say is the likelihood that the Rams would offer a trade for Sauce Gardner?
October 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
@jblong.bsky.social
What would you say is the likelihood that the Rams would offer a trade for Sauce Gardner?
What would you say is the likelihood that the Rams would offer a trade for Sauce Gardner?
I love Cal Raleigh
October 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I love Cal Raleigh
The Tri-Wizard Tournament had to be a terrible in-person viewership experience
October 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The Tri-Wizard Tournament had to be a terrible in-person viewership experience
Barry Crouch Jr. looks a lot like David Tennant 🤔
October 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Barry Crouch Jr. looks a lot like David Tennant 🤔
UCLA is 1-4 with a top 10 win and zero lead changes this season
October 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
UCLA is 1-4 with a top 10 win and zero lead changes this season
BOOT IT OUT OF BOUNDS
September 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
BOOT IT OUT OF BOUNDS
Ah, my most toxic ex- sports betting
September 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Ah, my most toxic ex- sports betting
Harrison Butker misses the PAT.
Rich Eisen, "Interestingly enough, wide right!" 🤣
Rich Eisen, "Interestingly enough, wide right!" 🤣
September 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Harrison Butker misses the PAT.
Rich Eisen, "Interestingly enough, wide right!" 🤣
Rich Eisen, "Interestingly enough, wide right!" 🤣
So Graceson Littleton is pretty good, huh
August 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
So Graceson Littleton is pretty good, huh
McVay calling classic dropback under center passes in multiple preseason games. IIRC Stafford had one such pass last year in the regular season.
I'm curious if they actually implement it this year and how often we would see it.
I'm curious if they actually implement it this year and how often we would see it.
August 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
McVay calling classic dropback under center passes in multiple preseason games. IIRC Stafford had one such pass last year in the regular season.
I'm curious if they actually implement it this year and how often we would see it.
I'm curious if they actually implement it this year and how often we would see it.
Trying out new slogans for Portland.
"Portland, Oregon: What are your dog's pronouns?"
"Portland, Oregon: What are your dog's pronouns?"
August 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Trying out new slogans for Portland.
"Portland, Oregon: What are your dog's pronouns?"
"Portland, Oregon: What are your dog's pronouns?"
Reposted
Petitioning for the Colts starting QB to be nicknamed IndyDaniel Jones
June 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Petitioning for the Colts starting QB to be nicknamed IndyDaniel Jones
I am currently watching The Aristocrats on a Friday Night. My 20s self has developed an eye twitch hearing this
July 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I am currently watching The Aristocrats on a Friday Night. My 20s self has developed an eye twitch hearing this
Good thing the Mariners didn't go after Pete Alonso this off-season. Obviously *checks notes* Donovan Solano and his .637 OPS were the right choice 🙃
July 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Good thing the Mariners didn't go after Pete Alonso this off-season. Obviously *checks notes* Donovan Solano and his .637 OPS were the right choice 🙃
Me: What do you call it when the best player on the Pistons breaks out the top dance moves from 1990?
Gf:
Me: Cade CunngingHammer Time! *starts dancing*
Gf: I want a divorce
Gf:
Me: Cade CunngingHammer Time! *starts dancing*
Gf: I want a divorce
June 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Me: What do you call it when the best player on the Pistons breaks out the top dance moves from 1990?
Gf:
Me: Cade CunngingHammer Time! *starts dancing*
Gf: I want a divorce
Gf:
Me: Cade CunngingHammer Time! *starts dancing*
Gf: I want a divorce
Viva libre o morir
-Neuvo Hampshire
-Neuvo Hampshire
June 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Viva libre o morir
-Neuvo Hampshire
-Neuvo Hampshire
Petitioning for the Colts starting QB to be nicknamed IndyDaniel Jones
June 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Petitioning for the Colts starting QB to be nicknamed IndyDaniel Jones