Millennials in politics will be so interesting because of our early social media activity. Within 2 minutes of Googling us, someone is going to find out we liked a Facebook page called "When you find a Cheeto shaped like Jesus" in October of 2009.

Temperature blankets look like fun, but I live in Phoenix..

My husband told me he would still love me if I was a worm, but I feel like he's just saying that.

The audacity of my child to demand a very specific playlist of songs on her way to daycare when I had to beg my mother to put her foot on the gas to be home at 8/7 Central so I didn't miss the World Premiere of the "Drive Me Crazy" music video by Britney Spears is quite frankly incredibly entitled.

This can't be the same body that used to walk around in $1 Old Navy flip flops without a care.

Does anyone else have a song that just instantly calms you? Mine is San Luis by Gregory Alan Isakov.

This is what they call a “read.”

Nothing against turkey, but Thanksgiving would be better if we had brisket as the main.

Why are evangelicals not going after online gambling? Isn't that a sin?

Went to Target this morning as a little treat to myself for surviving a rough night with the kids. Ended up buying stuff exclusively for said kids because I can't help myself 🤷

The Tyson-Paul Fight is actually to see who becomes HUD Secretary

Starting over again on a new social feels so 2008, but without the political optimism.