confront stray dogs at the beach

A regular person who gets their balls sealed by a fantastic high school girl might think "Oh no! How am I gonna explain this to my wife?!" but my wife will understand. And she will want revenge.

Well? Did you place your offering in its outstretched hand?

I'm getting a vision. A game store full of black lights that smells like weed and has hundreds of gamecube discs hanging from the ceiling on fishing hooks. Where is this place?

Experience art -> Unconsciously react emotionally to it based on personal prejudices -> Attempt to convince yourself and others your feeling is actually an objective truth by writing an annoying steam review.