Why?

Why not?

It's the careful equal apportioning of blame to the EU for Trump's madness that infuriates the most.

Don't worry, I'll get my next attempt right but in return you have to explain to my family it was just I didn't want to work...

If only he hadn't already screwed over the world's poorest in a vain and pointless attempt to appease the tango fascist.

GWR have 'toilets' but the state of them, they're definitely in on this game.

While we're at it if you ring a call centre and they ask if there is anything else they can help you with - don't ask for the winning lottery numbers. They hear that one about 15 times a day...

No. A combination of awareness of my own gluttony and an Irish/Catholic "you can't leave the table till you clear your plate" upbringing means I know I'm going to eat the whole thing every time.

Never thought about it that way, but it's a really good point.