BorderCountess
@bordercountess.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ Just a geek looking for her place on the net. Sometimes I'll post art of painted miniatures, but mostly I'll be snarky.
I'm probably not as funny as I think I am, but I think I'm hilarious.
I'm probably not as funny as I think I am, but I think I'm hilarious.
The answer is: Mitch McConnell.
February 6, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The answer is: Mitch McConnell.
Yes, yes they did.
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Yes, yes they did.
Judges should NOT be including Bible quotes in their orders.
February 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Judges should NOT be including Bible quotes in their orders.
In order to miss you, you'd have to go away. Therefore, I hope I never have to miss you.
January 31, 2026 at 11:43 AM
In order to miss you, you'd have to go away. Therefore, I hope I never have to miss you.
Not all of ICE's murders are done with guns.
As far as I'm concerned, they unlawfully detained this man, and that directly caused his son's death.
And now they won't even let him attend the funeral? They're the least-human organization in this regime.
As far as I'm concerned, they unlawfully detained this man, and that directly caused his son's death.
And now they won't even let him attend the funeral? They're the least-human organization in this regime.
January 30, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Not all of ICE's murders are done with guns.
As far as I'm concerned, they unlawfully detained this man, and that directly caused his son's death.
And now they won't even let him attend the funeral? They're the least-human organization in this regime.
As far as I'm concerned, they unlawfully detained this man, and that directly caused his son's death.
And now they won't even let him attend the funeral? They're the least-human organization in this regime.
Several lightsabers AND an Infinity Gauntlet. I promise to not be Thanos.
January 30, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Several lightsabers AND an Infinity Gauntlet. I promise to not be Thanos.
It's remarkable how many Republicans grow spines once they announce their retirement.
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
It's remarkable how many Republicans grow spines once they announce their retirement.
He makes it sound like we should be ashamed for resisting tyranny.
January 28, 2026 at 6:47 PM
He makes it sound like we should be ashamed for resisting tyranny.
They left out the best part, where Truno claims he hasn't seen the video because he doesn't even think about her (even though we all know she lives in his head rent-free).
January 28, 2026 at 6:46 PM
They left out the best part, where Truno claims he hasn't seen the video because he doesn't even think about her (even though we all know she lives in his head rent-free).
No 'conditions'. Just... stop giving them money. Period.
January 28, 2026 at 4:36 PM
No 'conditions'. Just... stop giving them money. Period.
I love how the AP claims the Trump regime even HAS trust or credibility...
January 27, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I love how the AP claims the Trump regime even HAS trust or credibility...
What's worse: active destruction of evidence, or sheer incompetence?
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
What's worse: active destruction of evidence, or sheer incompetence?
If you've been a Republican at any time since the 60's, you signed up for this.
January 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
If you've been a Republican at any time since the 60's, you signed up for this.
When was the last time we saw Ears' pupils?
Also, he JUST got all his parts back. RIP leg.
Also, he JUST got all his parts back. RIP leg.
January 27, 2026 at 12:51 PM
When was the last time we saw Ears' pupils?
Also, he JUST got all his parts back. RIP leg.
Also, he JUST got all his parts back. RIP leg.
Trump IS getting bad advice, but he WANTS bad advice.
January 27, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Trump IS getting bad advice, but he WANTS bad advice.
His 'retirement' may only last three years. Then, with any sense of justice, it's off to prison.
January 27, 2026 at 2:08 AM
His 'retirement' may only last three years. Then, with any sense of justice, it's off to prison.
Honestly, you don't even need to make a joke here. The Imperium of Man is already a fascist regime, so he'd fit right in to the existing narrative.
Of course, this is probably the point where he gets turned over to the AdMech to become a servitor...
Of course, this is probably the point where he gets turned over to the AdMech to become a servitor...
January 27, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Honestly, you don't even need to make a joke here. The Imperium of Man is already a fascist regime, so he'd fit right in to the existing narrative.
Of course, this is probably the point where he gets turned over to the AdMech to become a servitor...
Of course, this is probably the point where he gets turned over to the AdMech to become a servitor...