I prefer to use the larger stalls in public restrooms as I like to have the option to walk around.
September 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I prefer to use the larger stalls in public restrooms as I like to have the option to walk around.
It’s weird that it is frowned upon to say “I hate my job” while at work, but people laugh and cheer when you exclaim “tgif am I right?!”
July 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It’s weird that it is frowned upon to say “I hate my job” while at work, but people laugh and cheer when you exclaim “tgif am I right?!”
Whenever I get a tummy ache I remember that the lord gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.
June 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Whenever I get a tummy ache I remember that the lord gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.
“It’s five o’clock somewhere.” I say as I start on my second dozen doughnuts.
May 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“It’s five o’clock somewhere.” I say as I start on my second dozen doughnuts.
Your discarded lunch bag from yesterday says the ‘calling is there’ for him to run for president
May 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Your discarded lunch bag from yesterday says the ‘calling is there’ for him to run for president
WWJD= What Would Jesus Do?
DJWW= Did Jesus start World War 2?
DJWW= Did Jesus start World War 2?
May 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
WWJD= What Would Jesus Do?
DJWW= Did Jesus start World War 2?
DJWW= Did Jesus start World War 2?
“Girl dinner.” He mutters to himself as he grabs another donut.
April 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“Girl dinner.” He mutters to himself as he grabs another donut.
I mean, we didn’t stop calling it twitter, why would we call it a different gulf?
February 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I mean, we didn’t stop calling it twitter, why would we call it a different gulf?
Amazon is trying to sell me tear away pants and I’m sitting here like, what am I a stripper?
What kind of money do they make?
Would I be able to pull it off?
What kind of money do they make?
Would I be able to pull it off?
February 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Amazon is trying to sell me tear away pants and I’m sitting here like, what am I a stripper?
What kind of money do they make?
Would I be able to pull it off?
What kind of money do they make?
Would I be able to pull it off?
And then a voice said to me; “Tonight you will be visited by three spirits’”
“They are all cats.”
“One of them will bite.”
“They are all cats.”
“One of them will bite.”
January 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
And then a voice said to me; “Tonight you will be visited by three spirits’”
“They are all cats.”
“One of them will bite.”
“They are all cats.”
“One of them will bite.”
I love twenty questions! Okay, my first question is WHY ARE YOU TALKING A PHONE CALL IN THE SHARED BATHROOM?!
January 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I love twenty questions! Okay, my first question is WHY ARE YOU TALKING A PHONE CALL IN THE SHARED BATHROOM?!
Coworker: We should try Black Angus.
Me: I don’t think you can say that at work.
Coworker: There is a G in it.
Me: I don’t need to know about your Saturday plans.
Me: I don’t think you can say that at work.
Coworker: There is a G in it.
Me: I don’t need to know about your Saturday plans.
December 20, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Coworker: We should try Black Angus.
Me: I don’t think you can say that at work.
Coworker: There is a G in it.
Me: I don’t need to know about your Saturday plans.
Me: I don’t think you can say that at work.
Coworker: There is a G in it.
Me: I don’t need to know about your Saturday plans.
Like walking on the soft spot of a baby’s head.
I don’t always control what I say.
I don’t always control what I say.
December 20, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Like walking on the soft spot of a baby’s head.
I don’t always control what I say.
I don’t always control what I say.
Not a fan of energy drinks, but occasionally I need the power of Grayskull.
December 10, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Not a fan of energy drinks, but occasionally I need the power of Grayskull.
Thank goodness they are here.
November 15, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Thank goodness they are here.
I always have trouble packing for a trip. Like, how many lightsabers should I bring?
November 14, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I always have trouble packing for a trip. Like, how many lightsabers should I bring?
The smoke monster from lost just got confirmed as the secretary of transportation.
November 13, 2024 at 9:35 PM
The smoke monster from lost just got confirmed as the secretary of transportation.
Writing my November Novel and instead of writing “thought” I write “thot”.
It is going well.
It is going well.
November 12, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Writing my November Novel and instead of writing “thought” I write “thot”.
It is going well.
It is going well.
It is tough work trying to be a silly goose today.
November 8, 2024 at 4:42 PM
It is tough work trying to be a silly goose today.
I like the movie troupe “this is going to hurt me, but it’s going to hurt you more”. I don’t like it when it is in politics.
November 7, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I like the movie troupe “this is going to hurt me, but it’s going to hurt you more”. I don’t like it when it is in politics.
No posts. Brain Empty. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
November 7, 2024 at 2:22 AM
No posts. Brain Empty. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr