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Gourd Maud 🎃

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Rebecca, creator of Bored Maud. Art, greetings cards and accessories! I love wrestling. UK based. 💍🌱🐾🏳️‍🌈🎨💙🧠🇬🇧♿ BoredMaud.co.uk

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · May 30

Hiya!
I’m Rebecca, an illustrator and crafter.
I create cards, art prints and accessories!

You can find me here on my own website where I have my full range:
BoredMaud.co.uk

And here on Etsy:
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Bore...

Shop - BoredMaud.co.uk

Discover quirky, handmade pop culture art at Bored Maud! From misheard lyrics to doodles of your favourite wrestlers, shop now for the perfect gift or treat yourself to something fun!

BoredMaud.co.uk

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 5h

I would have cackled

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 5h

Minecraft except cheese.

Minekraft

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 6h

Now I understand why Kirk didn't want Milhouse eating two spaghetti meals in one day.

homer simpson is sitting at a table with a glass of water and says " see you in spring toes "

Alt: homer simpson is sitting at a table , undoes his belt and says " see you in spring toes "

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 7h

🎶It's Wednesday night and there's a bunch o' bees in my glass of wine!

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 7h

I love eccentric names like "Bubbles", but i think nicknames have to at least be catchy!

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 10h

This program is so, so stupid 🤣 "my friends call me Sparkle Megan".
#loveisblind

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 11h

Nahhhhhh bird!

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 11h

Let me know if you find a way

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 11h

Hmmm...I bet one of the Scandinavian ones.

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 11h

Feeling kind of defeated today. Gonna eat vegan sausage rolls about it (maybe watch Love Is Tedious)

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 11h

Ours is just kind of corrupt 😅

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 11h

It has been a couple of weeks?! Ok, my sense of time is way off right now, I thought it was last week! Didn't they strike at Christmas too?

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 11h

Yes!! Everything is such a mess

a cartoon of charlie brown standing on a sidewalk and saying `` good grief '' .

Alt: a cartoon of charlie brown standing on a sidewalk and saying `` good grief '' .

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 11h

Etsy gave me a heads up last week (?), then I had a sale yesterday... took me about 20 mins to realise why nowhere would sell me postage! Ended up having to cancel 😞

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 12h

Could a Canadian please let me know when the post strike is over? I had to cancel an order today because I couldn't post it! Not a nice feeling.

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 14h

Like Taylor said, "you're talking about it, thanks!"

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 14h

Flu jab cancelled by doctors. Can't rebook at my village practice (they do them all on one magical day!), "But you can go to one of our sister practices!😁"
No Leslie, I can't.
Flu jab rearranged by me at the pharmacy.
Thankyou NHS loopholes.

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 18h

It made it funnier

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 18h

Not much else rhymes with the "ord" sound!

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 18h

I can't watch him without remembering he's apparently not a nice person; was advised against the Amy Winehouse cake and did it anyway, picked on the women of HIMYM and generally kind of an arse.

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 18h

But when *I* do it...

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awfully waffly @awfullywaffly.bsky.social · 18h

“he smells like a dinosaur”
“smell a lot of dinosaurs, Taz?”

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 18h

Stay safe!

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 18h

Ooo, Don's big beefy ... oh. That's fun too.

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 18h

Who was that?