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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 19h

I can only imagine the title...

"Help! I tried to tame the ancient holy dragon and now I'm its adopted child??"

Lots of scenarios where the Mc is babied because "You don't stop being a hatchling until you're at least 150 years old"~

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 21h

Been listening to manga scenarios where a person tames a beast and through familiar magic they turn cute and smol...

But what if it went in the opposite direction? >:3c

Whoops, that dire wolf you tamed was so powerful you're the cute and smol one now! Hope you're ready to be doted on by the guild~

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

Oooooh thumb kitty...

Very understandable, hope she uses it well!

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

Please pray for my cat

He's not sick or anything he's just orange and needs like at least 1 braincell

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

Just wanna get high and cuddle while padded =w=

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

Imma go with fd

While boring I spent so much time there due to online play lmao

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

Ultimate defense I'd think, don't have to worry about anything if you're defense can't be penetrated!

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

Ultimately I like to leave it up to the viewer!

In most situations I like to imagine that they get to respawn kind of like Sack Boy, taking a lot of effort to do so, but also being stuck as a pailed pamp on the way to the dump or piled on the floor with a bunch of other diapers sounds really hot...

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

It is carrot cake!

As for dungeon trap, poof +++! Who needs the ability to walk when your pamp is so thick :3c

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

That minor healing was learned back when he was a town guard and would watch kids play right outside the gates

His more plucky adventurer form was basically gifted to him via the dungeon from his first dungeon dive saving some kids

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

I've headcanon'd that Ace is just really good at barrier magic and can use it in varying ways, like mid air platforms, sealing rooms to be air tight, and of course actually blocking attacks

He has some minor healing but it's more for scraped knees than battlefield wounds

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

Straight confectionery good is carrot cake

For more candylike, probably snickers

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

The trap that doesn't let you tell people that you stepped on this trap but you really want to tell people about it

So far I've tricked 8 people into stepping on it :)

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

The allegations that I've been using the junior guild adventurers as a workforce by tricking them into thinking we're just playing a big game are totally false!

I do have some animated plushies however and they're good for...

Pushing carts? I guess?

(And somehow amazing at diaper changes??)

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

Unintentionally my favorite game is terraria as not only do i have countless hours in base game modded has easily doubled that

I think I'd rather label it a 'comfort' game though, as it's the 'I want to play a game but nothing is interesting to me' default I go to lol

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 1d

Tmi Tuesday, please help me stave off the sleepy

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PSIBunny @psibunny.bsky.social · 1d

wtf i thought gatomon was a vaccine attribute ?!?!

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 2d

Can't spell reinforcement without cement so remember to eat at least a spoonful a day to get big and strong :)

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 3d

"These not only have fruit flavors they completely restore your stamina!~

..I uh, also sell diaper changes too for no particular reason :3"

When Ace isn't delving dungeons he's dabbling in a bit of alchemy... although I wouldn't trust any of his potions to only do the effects he states~

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 2d

Some days you just wanna to be a little tiger making grabby paws at a taller fur so you can get uppies...

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 2d

Thaaaaat's not too important...

Sssaaaaay, you wouldn't happen to be interested in a FREE potion would you?~

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 2d

Day bump!~

Sales for diaper changes have certainly increased since I gave free potion samples!~

Maybe I should start giving samples of my 'extra-strength' rejuvenation potions next!

...It'd at least cut down on the people referring to me as an 'ankle biting merchant' >w>;;

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 2d

To be fair a lot of glassware for potions are out of grabby-paw range ;w;

Gotta make due with what's at hand y'know!

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 3d

I can also promise that ever purchase ends with the little tiger saying "Gee willikers, thanks (buyer)!"

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BoredomWithFriends @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social · 3d

I feel that, last time I played I got hard walled due to the introduction of time mages on my opponents side :')

I can't recall if there was an area encounters spawned before that I could grind on or if I ended up using a prior save to grind before that story beat... it was pain :(

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