My evri driver is a ninja.
Tippy toes up my drive.
Gently strokes the door to pretend they have knocked.
Leaves the parcel in full view of the road, no attempt to put it in any safe place.
Doesn't even matter if we are obviously home and absolutely won't touch the doorbell.

I feel @microsff.com has the ultimate Christmas story on this topic.
I repost it every chance I get, but I can't find it on blue sky so hopefully this screenshot is acceptable.

Have a look at @scarredforlife.bsky.social
Then you will be reminded of all the other traumas of your childhood you have been repressing 😁

Maybe 11 of us, because I didn't show up prior to this week 😂

A charity shop asking for charity.
It's almost like why they are there 🤦‍♂️

I couldn't get into the Irish one last year with Graham Norton, probably because I didn't know many of the line up, but this is brilliant

They loved it. Venue staff were brilliant getting them a suitable spot to sit and all was good.
Dad found the Bass vibrations a bit intense so we left during the encore break to avoid the rush.
I think everyone around us were kind of buzzed to see 2 octogenarians at a venue like the Dog 😁

Does cleaning up after yourself count?
I like cooking but washing up etc is tiresome.
And I definitely don't subscribe to the idea that whoever cooks doesn't have to wash up because I have seen people use every pan in the kitchen to produce some very mediocre dinners...

My Dad took a job in Wales when I was 9 months old.
Been there ever since. (50 years) Never lost his Lancastrian accent. I showed him your YouTube videos and finally he gets to see you live tonight, now I live near Derby. The Hairy dog have reassured me 2 Oaps will be fine there. (Mum is 89) 😁

If it's a free for all, just admit it's a free for all and be done with it.

Spending lots of time looking at timeout pages as well.
If the site makes you queue virtually to get online, then still doesn't bloody work then what's the point in the queue?

Picking one Monday as more depressing than the others is splitting hairs to be honest.
They are all rubbish, even bank holidays. 😄

Dont be sorry. Yes my circumstances mean they are meaningful to me but honestly having been hit last year didnt freak me out as much as I thought it would. My sister's accident means I have context. I walked away as did everyone else involved so can't complain..
Still miss my old car though 😂