Jarrett Johnson
@bornjett.threads.net.ap.brid.gy
Galatians 3:28
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Goode Company Seafood's reddish beignets are crack from the sea
December 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Goode Company Seafood's reddish beignets are crack from the sea
Talked to the barista for like 10 minutes waiting for them to give me my drink. They had apparently handed it to me 10 minutes ago. 🤦🏿♂️
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Talked to the barista for like 10 minutes waiting for them to give me my drink. They had apparently handed it to me 10 minutes ago. 🤦🏿♂️
Jake Paul is so lame, never wasting my time like this again
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Jake Paul is so lame, never wasting my time like this again
Yeah this is horrible.
#Boxing Threads
#Boxing Threads
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Yeah this is horrible.
#Boxing Threads
#Boxing Threads
Just changed out an outlet in my home for the first time and I was either successful or the afterlife has social media too.
December 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Just changed out an outlet in my home for the first time and I was either successful or the afterlife has social media too.
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Uh oh, I'm about to watch every Holly Hunter film.
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Uh oh, I'm about to watch every Holly Hunter film.
A week late on this, but Harrison's run was fun to watch.
#jeopardy
#jeopardy
December 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A week late on this, but Harrison's run was fun to watch.
#jeopardy
#jeopardy
No way Bama deserves a playoff spot over Texas.
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
No way Bama deserves a playoff spot over Texas.
This is the fattest thing I've ever posted but @pizzahut deleted my account and all my Hut Rewards, and I've never felt more betrayed.
#Pizza Hut
#Pizza Hut
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is the fattest thing I've ever posted but @pizzahut deleted my account and all my Hut Rewards, and I've never felt more betrayed.
#Pizza Hut
#Pizza Hut
Houston traffic after a long day will really test your resolve.
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Houston traffic after a long day will really test your resolve.
Reposted by Jarrett Johnson
spotify wrapped is basically useless for anyone that has kids
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
spotify wrapped is basically useless for anyone that has kids
Come home, @cp3. The Rockets need and want your 12 minutes and 4 assists.
#NBA Threads
#NBA Threads
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Come home, @cp3. The Rockets need and want your 12 minutes and 4 assists.
#NBA Threads
#NBA Threads
Since when did swapping a car battery turn into a 72 step process?
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Since when did swapping a car battery turn into a 72 step process?
This Jack in the Box opened brand new today and they're ALREADY asking to pull around to the other side and wait for my order. How can you already be behind; it's been less than 12 hours of operating time?
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This Jack in the Box opened brand new today and they're ALREADY asking to pull around to the other side and wait for my order. How can you already be behind; it's been less than 12 hours of operating time?
Not if you put them in the freezer right away!
RE: https://www.threads.com/@deante.kyle/post/DRr2vQkEYBx
RE: https://www.threads.com/@deante.kyle/post/DRr2vQkEYBx
Grits & Eggs Podcast (@deante.kyle) on Threads
Throw them mf leftovers away TODAY
www.threads.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Not if you put them in the freezer right away!
RE: https://www.threads.com/@deante.kyle/post/DRr2vQkEYBx
RE: https://www.threads.com/@deante.kyle/post/DRr2vQkEYBx
Thomas Mueller plays for the Whitecaps????
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Thomas Mueller plays for the Whitecaps????
And all the time
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
And all the time
That second and third loop around the airport when you figure out all the lanes and terminal signs feel like Mario Kart.
October 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That second and third loop around the airport when you figure out all the lanes and terminal signs feel like Mario Kart.
Ashley for the win pleaseeeeeeeee #bb27
September 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ashley for the win pleaseeeeeeeee #bb27
I'm good on beans, thank you, do you any refried rice?
September 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm good on beans, thank you, do you any refried rice?