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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
some people have really lost the plot w/ “eat the rich” bc we’re talking about corporations & top 1% being held accountable, not cheering that a millionaire who owns a nice home had it burn down. if you can’t understand the difference between billy crystal & jeff bezos then idk what to tell you.
January 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
amongst my favorite christmas traditions: watching ‘metropolitan’ late at night after everyone has gone to bed.
December 26, 2024 at 6:50 AM
what’s your favorite christmas movie? mine’s ‘eyes wide shut.’
December 8, 2024 at 12:12 AM
she’s so f*ckin’ back, babe
March 28, 2024 at 7:14 AM
beyoncé’s cover of ‘jolene’ will be my most played song in spotify wrapped 2024
March 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM
February 12, 2024 at 3:34 AM
HAPPY USHER CONCERT DAY
February 11, 2024 at 11:39 PM
‘too beautiful for a cubicle’
January 15, 2024 at 8:58 PM
i love reading fiction & live in southern california; of course i dabble in astrology
January 14, 2024 at 2:55 AM
don’t be a shitty person, you never know who might write a book
January 4, 2024 at 8:03 AM
“she may be a shoplifter, but she has impeccable taste.”
January 4, 2024 at 1:00 AM
“all you can take with you is that which you have given away.”
December 26, 2023 at 3:19 AM
fyi: ‘eyes wide shut’ is a christmas movie
December 25, 2023 at 10:28 PM
i’m sorry this is an insane shopping bag for one lipstick
December 23, 2023 at 3:51 AM
male maxxinistas know: nothing is more disappointing than seeing a shirt that looks promising and taking it off the rack only to find it’s by “denim+flowers” 😒
December 21, 2023 at 9:46 PM
two queens in a king sized bed
December 20, 2023 at 7:28 AM
“one cat just leads to another.”
December 15, 2023 at 8:40 PM
the perfect christmas decoration doesn’t exi…
December 12, 2023 at 6:37 PM
margaritas are always in season
December 7, 2023 at 6:00 AM
cosmos mariner, destination unknown
December 5, 2023 at 8:52 PM
spotify wrapped day continues to be my most embarrassing day of the year.
November 29, 2023 at 6:34 PM
i’m not a couch potato, i’m a sofa queen!
November 17, 2023 at 6:55 AM
how you read this inside your head is a gay litmus test.
November 17, 2023 at 1:31 AM