"Funny in the 80s we went to an Avocado farm, got one, had no idea what to do with it."
That would have been typical for that era. I love fruit too but I esp like to stew it and have it for desert served with cream, custard or ice-cream. Stewed fruit seems to have been more common when I was young.

You forgot:
"Ivy is taking over the house"

I wanna try them either stewed or as jam, I'd also like to try Davidson plums (Davidsonia jerseyana).

Running out of hats.

I get these instead of bread cause they are low in sodium. They store well and until opened don't go stale, in a pinch acceptable as a bread substitute.

Snot so.

I still won't watch any show in which Fauziah Ibrahim is involved.

You're seeing things, its just pebbles and sand.

www.reddit.com/r/MelbourneT...

Caruncle!

"Shout out to @tanyaplibersekmp.bsky.social for her Triffids"
Well spotted.

"Why is that so hard to understand?"
Because you're trying to make Trump understand it.

Twas always going to be so.

Even worse in medieval times:
postej-stew.dk/2016/11/medi...

The 50's, when everything was possible.
www.spraytm.com/2022/11/18/a...

Let's hope those health warnings are correct.

And all the better if that happens in John Howard's lifetime.

Have another pie Packer.