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The Best Political Cartoons of 2025 • From a two-time Pulitzer winner.
The Best Political Cartoons of 2025
From a two-time Pulitzer winner.
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December 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The Best Political Cartoons of 2025 • From a two-time Pulitzer winner.
The Best Thing That Happened in 2025 • A genuine cause for celebration.
The Best Thing That Happened in 2025
A genuine cause for celebration.
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December 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The Best Thing That Happened in 2025 • A genuine cause for celebration.
A Bucket List for Trump • TBR Sunday Read
A Bucket List for Trump
TBR Sunday Read
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December 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
A Bucket List for Trump • TBR Sunday Read
Will Trump Survive 2026? • The Andy Borowitz Show
Will Trump Survive 2026?
The Andy Borowitz Show
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December 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Will Trump Survive 2026? • The Andy Borowitz Show
A Holiday Gift from Me to You! • Happy Holidays from TBR
A Holiday Gift from Me to You!
Happy Holidays from TBR
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December 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
A Holiday Gift from Me to You! • Happy Holidays from TBR
Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper’s Book About Trump’s Mental Decline
Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper’s Book About Trump’s Mental Decline
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December 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper’s Book About Trump’s Mental Decline
The Hero We Need Now • How a tiny 75-year-old woman stood up to Kristi Noem’s goons.
The Hero We Need Now
How a tiny 75-year-old woman stood up to Kristi Noem’s goons.
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December 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The Hero We Need Now • How a tiny 75-year-old woman stood up to Kristi Noem’s goons.
Republicans Finally Unveil Healthcare Plan: ‘Americans Must Move to Canada’
Republicans Finally Unveil Healthcare Plan: ‘Americans Must Move to Canada’
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December 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Republicans Finally Unveil Healthcare Plan: ‘Americans Must Move to Canada’
The Private Haikus of Pete Hegseth • TBR Sunday Read
The Private Haikus of Pete Hegseth
TBR Sunday Read
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December 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The Private Haikus of Pete Hegseth • TBR Sunday Read
Hegseth Seizes Scottish Tanker Carrying Whiskey
Hegseth Seizes Scottish Tanker Carrying Whiskey
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December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hegseth Seizes Scottish Tanker Carrying Whiskey
Trump Enraged After Gold Paint Peels off FIFA Peace Prize
Trump Enraged After Gold Paint Peels off FIFA Peace Prize
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December 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Trump Enraged After Gold Paint Peels off FIFA Peace Prize
Immigrants Say They Have Been Scared Away From US by Kristi Noem’s Face
Immigrants Say They Have Been Scared Away From US by Kristi Noem’s Face
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December 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Immigrants Say They Have Been Scared Away From US by Kristi Noem’s Face
Profile in Awfulness: Tom Cotton
Profile in Awfulness: Tom Cotton
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December 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Profile in Awfulness: Tom Cotton
Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
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December 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
Trump Cognitive Test • TBR Sunday Read
Trump Cognitive Test
TBR Sunday Read
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December 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Trump Cognitive Test • TBR Sunday Read
Help is on the Way! • And not a moment too soon.
Help is on the Way!
And not a moment too soon.
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December 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Help is on the Way! • And not a moment too soon.
Somalis Express No Interest in Immigrating to Country with Shithole President
Somalis Express No Interest in Immigrating to Country with Shithole President
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December 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Somalis Express No Interest in Immigrating to Country with Shithole President
Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
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December 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
Dozy Don: A Pictorial History
Dozy Don: A Pictorial History
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December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Dozy Don: A Pictorial History
Put a Fork in Trump • The Andy Borowitz Show
Put a Fork in Trump
The Andy Borowitz Show
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November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Put a Fork in Trump • The Andy Borowitz Show
Trump Will Hate This • And you’ll love it.
Trump Will Hate This
And you’ll love it.
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November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Trump Will Hate This • And you’ll love it.
How to Gaslight Your MAGA Relatives on Thanksgiving • Helpful tips!
How to Gaslight Your MAGA Relatives on Thanksgiving
Helpful tips!
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November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
How to Gaslight Your MAGA Relatives on Thanksgiving • Helpful tips!
WTF to be Thankful For: Salty Wisdom from Susie Essman • The Andy Borowitz Show
WTF to be Thankful For: Salty Wisdom from Susie Essman
The Andy Borowitz Show
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November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
WTF to be Thankful For: Salty Wisdom from Susie Essman • The Andy Borowitz Show
Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
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November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
Nixon Reacts to Trump’s Epstein Cover-up • TBR Sunday Read
Nixon Reacts to Trump’s Epstein Cover-up
TBR Sunday Read
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November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Nixon Reacts to Trump’s Epstein Cover-up • TBR Sunday Read