My options today where kms or go and get my pants tailored, I did the pants thing.
February 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
My options today where kms or go and get my pants tailored, I did the pants thing.
The heat my gaming computer puts out must be responsible for like 70% of climate change
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 AM
The heat my gaming computer puts out must be responsible for like 70% of climate change
It’s so good when you learn to say no to stuff especially job stuff like no I don’t want a junior role I’m 44 lol please don’t waste my time!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 AM
It’s so good when you learn to say no to stuff especially job stuff like no I don’t want a junior role I’m 44 lol please don’t waste my time!!!!
I don’t have a job
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I don’t have a job
Just got made redundant hell yeah surprise holiday
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Just got made redundant hell yeah surprise holiday
Had a dream that I had really powerful calves?
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Had a dream that I had really powerful calves?
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Well, fuck. Vale, Jon Kudelka. A good, good man.
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Well, fuck. Vale, Jon Kudelka. A good, good man.
Eating a giant cookie for dinner
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Eating a giant cookie for dinner
Also the waxing lady held my face so gently I realised I’m love starved.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Also the waxing lady held my face so gently I realised I’m love starved.
Then I saw a couple having a domestic in the street wow it’s amazing the things you see when you go outside
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Then I saw a couple having a domestic in the street wow it’s amazing the things you see when you go outside
Just saw the most casual car crash ever
February 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Just saw the most casual car crash ever
I am such a CLOWN
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I am such a CLOWN
I bought some really great pants today
February 2, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I bought some really great pants today
Shiitttt Im going to Japan in 25 days
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Shiitttt Im going to Japan in 25 days
Instagram suggested followers feature was created to inflict psychic damage
January 31, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Instagram suggested followers feature was created to inflict psychic damage
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A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
I love it when my 6 year old niece leaves me on read on Facebook messenger. She’s just like fuck this bish I’m out
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I love it when my 6 year old niece leaves me on read on Facebook messenger. She’s just like fuck this bish I’m out
They should make a type of caffeine that makes me awake
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 AM
They should make a type of caffeine that makes me awake
Let the hot chips fall where they may
January 27, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Let the hot chips fall where they may
I wanna be one of those ladies that calls everyone honey but I don’t think I can pull it off
January 26, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I wanna be one of those ladies that calls everyone honey but I don’t think I can pull it off
I had a nice day today I think my mental breakdown is over
January 26, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I had a nice day today I think my mental breakdown is over
Can someone please come and take all the laundry off my bed and also put the sheets on please I'm tired
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Can someone please come and take all the laundry off my bed and also put the sheets on please I'm tired