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A Spark of Bort
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Ein kleines Aquarellbild auf einer kleinen Staffelei. Das Bild zeigt einen Sonnenuntergang mit orangem Himmel und mehreren rosa Bergsilhouetten
January 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Punschkrapferl vom Café Sluka.
Tatsächlich zu süß. Die Füllung zu patzig. Taugt mir nicht so. Natürlich wird nichts übrig bleiben.
Ein halb gegessenes Punschkrapferl auf einem weißen Teller.
September 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Homer Simpson is going through vinyl records titled "Oldies"
May 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Any questions? ...bearing in mind that I've already explained about my hair.
The back of someone's head. Their short hair is rainbow-coloured.
February 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Es ist Donnerstag
February 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Well... there's only one thing to do after a compliment like that: strut.
Bart Simpson struts down the street
February 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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It's my lucky day
Ein glänzendes 1-Cent-Stück Homer Simpson findet einen Penny im Wohnzimmer, heute ist sein Glückstag
January 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Wenn dir eine viel zu weite Hose plötzlich gut passt 😒
From Simpsons episode "Homie the clown". At Clown College, Homer and others put on baggy clown pants, but they fit Homer snugly. Krusty says: "wha...? Those are supposed to be baggy pants. Baggy!"
January 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Simpsons meme. Girl: Ew! You drive a little pink car? You know nobody takes you seriously. Bear: They do so! Girl: That's not even real ballet. Bear: Aaaaaaggggghhhhh!!!!!
December 6, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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Lisa and Marge Simpson look at the Bouvier family quilt
November 26, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Homer: "I'm a chicken, Marge."
November 24, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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via @mad_man_moes_simpsons_memes on IG
Simpsons meme. DON'T FORGET: MAKE SURE NOT TO SCRAPE MY ASPHALT. KISS MY ASPHALT.
November 23, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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Eh lieb. Aber das hier ist doch nicht Facebook.
Ein verstörend Boomer-coded Emoji mit Schleifchen am Kopf, Kaffeetasse in der Hand und durchdringendem Blick
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1.183.869!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1.183.869, A Spark of Bort ‪@bortv.bsky.social‬, joined on 23. Sept. 2023"
October 6, 2024 at 10:16 AM
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February 10, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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February 10, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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Playing Infinite Craft:
February 10, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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February 9, 2024 at 8:06 AM
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January 5, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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Mood
December 27, 2023 at 1:40 PM
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No you can't, Mr. Thorburn, no one can.
September 29, 2023 at 3:36 PM