Something about them being side by side and the ball being close enough to the player, which is useful to know. From now on we can absolutely bulldoze people with no attempt to play the ball, as long as they are next to you. Farce.

Well, he has shown up for it! Both goals thanks to his hard work.

Barnes should be disappointed not to be starting - hoping Gordon shows up for this one!

I realise this is an old post but I feckin hate that clickbait shit! He posts about people with cancer and obviously politically correct stuff to stir shit up. Not NUFC related. Just been blocked by him on Insta. Probably for the best!

Narrator: They were, in fact, not ready to go.

I think Pope gets a hard time because his kicking is admittedly quite poor, but he’s a class shot stopper, even when he’s had nothing to do all game he’s pulled off some world class saves. I like Ramsdale, but he’s a bit Hollywood. Saw another relatively slow shot beat him last night.

Modern game. Too afraid to have a go. So dull.

Appeasing the true snowflakes

Missed on palace but got Leeds. Hope it’s better than the 0-0 I witnessed the last time I saw us play them!

Is Eyes Wide Shut a Christmas movie?

Yeah I think they were saying on MOTD it would depend on whether it was deemed reckless. Glad it went our way this time.

No surprise he had more chances with Tino and Hall in the team.

Same. Leaving Burn on. Taking Barnes off when he’s one of our only players who knows how to score. Taking Pope off before the penalty - unless there was an injury we didn’t know about. Awful stuff to witness.

To watch or not to watch, that is the question. Already decided I’m not watching when we play the mackems. I don’t need that level of stress in my life.

I somehow convinced myself this was the away strip and the green would rarely come out. Imagine my disappointment. I wonder how many bad results in the green there needs to be before they seriously consider binning it.