Like I hate two women arguing over/fighting for the honor of driving the garbage truck of a man who is disrespecting them both. Ol' "The Boy is Mine"-looking asked loons.

I went and pulled one of my bottles out the freezer to enjoy tomorrow. 🍉🍉🍉

I eat so much watermelon, I juice two or three before the end of the season to drink off-season because I deserve watermelon happiness year-round. If people don't like it, that's more for me 🤌🏼...the same way I save all the beef, pork & poultry for folks who consume it. 🍉🍉🍉

I want Mel to do a spin-off because this is my last season of the show. It's all toxic and messy now. I only watched it BECAUSE of Melody (relatability) and don't care about anybody but Mel and Kimmi.

Watermelon. I'd have it over all the rest. I also like pineapples, honeycrisp apples, and mangoes. Lemme go defrost one of my watermelon juice reserves while I'm thinking about it. 🍉🍉🍉

Blackberry. Periodt!

Yes!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Getting a TIPS award from the PoPo is as convoluted as getting your claims approved by UHC. Turning folks in is not an instant payday & like UHC, parameters are in place to deny your payout. All $ ain't good $ cuz now you're "THAT" guy & you only bought yourself more problems & attention. 🙄🤷🏽‍♀️