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staring at the sun until one of us blinks

he/him
you know what youtube, you're right, that *was* missing an additional "i" in "fried" glad we have this technology
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
oh, youtube has autotranslate and it's registering for a post that's already in english? hm, let's see what we get as a translation!
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
made crispy skinned mid rare duck breast with broccolini, butter poached radishes and a roasted pumpkin mash with a weird pumpkin i don't remember the name of
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
me basically every time i clean my apartment
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
yep they're still thinking about the budget as a household budget. nothing good will come from this.
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
October 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
btw, if you're a teacher like me, and a maths colleague ever pisses you off, here's a tip: tell their class to confront them with this problem and ask them: what is the angle at E?
September 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Inside you are two wolves
September 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
September 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
just randomly thought about one of the fun, inconsequential things about german politics: we have two politicians who look alike.

meet armin laschet (left, or potentially right) and oskar pistorius (the other dude, presumably). the two look so much alike that they get confused all the time.
September 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM
if you don't like josh johnson i assume there is something seriously wrong with you
September 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
September 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
it's, like, at the bottom there, hope this helps
September 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
just normal person things
September 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
mastodon.jpeg
August 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
the only cracker barrel i recognize
August 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
you are literally doing this now:
August 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
don't bother, they're not worth arguing with:
August 9, 2025 at 7:41 AM
August 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
pictured: a life-long brexiteer:
August 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
pictured: something that didn't happen
August 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
pictured: corbyn wanting to leave
August 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM