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You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
I knew your massive ego would never allow anyone else the honor of killing me. Though I have to admit she came alot closer than you ever did, puddin'.
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I knew your massive ego would never allow anyone else the honor of killing me. Though I have to admit she came alot closer than you ever did, puddin'.
All the people I murdered by letting you live.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 PM
All the people I murdered by letting you live.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
January 29, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 AM
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 AM
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 AM
When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
All the people I murdered by letting you live.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 AM
All the people I murdered by letting you live.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
Save me, my dark knight in not-so-shining armor!
January 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Save me, my dark knight in not-so-shining armor!
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
January 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
All the people I murdered by letting you live.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:30 PM
All the people I murdered by letting you live.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
All the people I murdered by letting you live.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 PM
All the people I murdered by letting you live.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
January 28, 2026 at 1:09 PM
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
January 28, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
January 28, 2026 at 7:54 AM
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
January 28, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
January 28, 2026 at 3:09 AM
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 AM
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
January 27, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
I knew your massive ego would never allow anyone else the honor of killing me. Though I have to admit she came alot closer than you ever did, puddin'.
January 27, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I knew your massive ego would never allow anyone else the honor of killing me. Though I have to admit she came alot closer than you ever did, puddin'.