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Liquid cotswolds
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Liquid cotswolds
The camera adds ten pounds, if you shoplift a ten pound camera.
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The camera adds ten pounds, if you shoplift a ten pound camera.
Look good, feel good?
No thankyou.
No thankyou.
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Look good, feel good?
No thankyou.
No thankyou.
Green eggs and harm.
December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Green eggs and harm.
Even millennia last seconds, just a lot of them.
December 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Even millennia last seconds, just a lot of them.
In the grand tradition of warrior poets, I've been known to dash off a limerick or two.
There once was a young man from Chester who allowed his underwear to fester. He left it some weeks until his undies began to squeak and now their in a science museum in Leicester.
There once was a young man from Chester who allowed his underwear to fester. He left it some weeks until his undies began to squeak and now their in a science museum in Leicester.
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
In the grand tradition of warrior poets, I've been known to dash off a limerick or two.
There once was a young man from Chester who allowed his underwear to fester. He left it some weeks until his undies began to squeak and now their in a science museum in Leicester.
There once was a young man from Chester who allowed his underwear to fester. He left it some weeks until his undies began to squeak and now their in a science museum in Leicester.
Better the devil's uno.
December 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Better the devil's uno.
Can you separate the art from the artist?
Depends on their choice of glue.
Depends on their choice of glue.
December 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Can you separate the art from the artist?
Depends on their choice of glue.
Depends on their choice of glue.
Awww, your so sweet.
Thankyou, I'm covered in bee sweat.
Thankyou, I'm covered in bee sweat.
December 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Awww, your so sweet.
Thankyou, I'm covered in bee sweat.
Thankyou, I'm covered in bee sweat.
I get the feeling that eggs hate me.
December 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I get the feeling that eggs hate me.
Mash potato lump frequency.
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Mash potato lump frequency.
Alien versus tennis player.
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Alien versus tennis player.
The smallest tallest person.
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The smallest tallest person.
Reverse showgirl
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Reverse showgirl
Vajazzercising
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Vajazzercising
Of course I'm fat, I'm certified to operate forks.
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Of course I'm fat, I'm certified to operate forks.
Rhubarb & Bastard.
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Rhubarb & Bastard.
Strip poker is okay, don't like the potato peeler being on the table.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Strip poker is okay, don't like the potato peeler being on the table.
Gnife.
Knome.
Knome.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Gnife.
Knome.
Knome.
Toad-minded hoof-sniffer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Toad-minded hoof-sniffer.
Mermaid descaler.
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Mermaid descaler.
Just shuffling things around, trying to find the point.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Just shuffling things around, trying to find the point.
Turkey grief granules
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Turkey grief granules