Me when the best thing ever

Soon enough that belt won't be able to help anyways~

and I poke the puppies cheeks

cw: fart

yup this was bound to happen i think

I don't say this lightly but this is just perfection. I would love to know what he does, and how his.... unique take on manners clashes with it

Careful now, your awfully close to the size where you could be considered a geographical landmark

Jumps up and down (while I still can)