Boudicca of Suburbia
@boudicca.bsky.social
Lover of shoes, cycling and cemeteries. Destroyer of legions.
But you can only tell when she’s wearing a bikini.
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
But you can only tell when she’s wearing a bikini.
Not everyone in the congregation was pleased when Nora read out the vicar’s postcard. 😐
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Not everyone in the congregation was pleased when Nora read out the vicar’s postcard. 😐
Sorry to have missed you. I was delayed at the Pencil Museum. #GoodTimes
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sorry to have missed you. I was delayed at the Pencil Museum. #GoodTimes
So long as the groom is extremely rich and either elderly or infirm (preferably both), then I think it’s fine.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So long as the groom is extremely rich and either elderly or infirm (preferably both), then I think it’s fine.
Yours sincerely
The BBC
The BBC
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Yours sincerely
The BBC
The BBC
I’m always amazed at how quickly I can clear a space if I act deranged enough.
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’m always amazed at how quickly I can clear a space if I act deranged enough.
TMI. What happens on honeymoon should *stay* on honeymoon.
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM
TMI. What happens on honeymoon should *stay* on honeymoon.
Calling @sarahmackattack.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Calling @sarahmackattack.bsky.social
Not enough. I’d like to see all their faces crossed out, tbh.
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Not enough. I’d like to see all their faces crossed out, tbh.
This is the *correct* answer. Thank you.
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is the *correct* answer. Thank you.
On the time travellers’ pub crawl.
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
On the time travellers’ pub crawl.
A rainbow of My Little Ponies
November 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A rainbow of My Little Ponies
Not exactly how I’d describe the situation, your majesty, but you know best.
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Not exactly how I’d describe the situation, your majesty, but you know best.