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Beer and Theme Parks, I Guess
"same, thawing half rabbit carcass. same."
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
it's a special ride and I will miss it dearly
January 8, 2026 at 7:35 PM
in this economy??
December 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
absolutely top tier ride. everything about it is incredible
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don't know about you, but when I rode last week every animatronic work. Every last one. Even the Alioramus, which I'm not sure I've ever seen work properly.

All I kept hearing from passersby was "why are they getting rid of this??"
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Spoiler: the maple cookie is the best cookie, and it really isn't even close.
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
awful house
December 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
oh sweet Pokemon Pinball is a main series game!
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
rope dropping this on Monday
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
the bill always comes due
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
nani?
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"but ChatGPT told me you could catch Mewtwo in the game"
October 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
"please enjoy this article about this quaint population who, until recently, we assumed were all sorghum farmers who were outnumbered by cows 3:1"
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I'm not sure I buy the Monsters maquettes are anything other than reference material from Monsters University, since these are the designs from that movie, before the ride takes place.
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
honestly I disagree, if I were a billionaire I'd make it everyone's problem. y'know, like all other billionaires
October 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
this is a punch to the gut

just truly a great guy, I'm sad I never got to meet him face to face
September 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
just an amazing picture
August 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
ANIMATRONIC SCOOTER??
August 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
what I'm hearing you say is that this puppet man struggling with his crippling addiction to masturbation would have been better portrayed by Jason Sheridan
August 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM