Bourbon Aged
@bourbonaged.bsky.social
Beer and Theme Parks, I Guess
"same, thawing half rabbit carcass. same."
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
"same, thawing half rabbit carcass. same."
it's a special ride and I will miss it dearly
January 8, 2026 at 7:35 PM
it's a special ride and I will miss it dearly
in this economy??
December 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
in this economy??
absolutely top tier ride. everything about it is incredible
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
absolutely top tier ride. everything about it is incredible
I don't know about you, but when I rode last week every animatronic work. Every last one. Even the Alioramus, which I'm not sure I've ever seen work properly.
All I kept hearing from passersby was "why are they getting rid of this??"
All I kept hearing from passersby was "why are they getting rid of this??"
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I don't know about you, but when I rode last week every animatronic work. Every last one. Even the Alioramus, which I'm not sure I've ever seen work properly.
All I kept hearing from passersby was "why are they getting rid of this??"
All I kept hearing from passersby was "why are they getting rid of this??"
Spoiler: the maple cookie is the best cookie, and it really isn't even close.
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Spoiler: the maple cookie is the best cookie, and it really isn't even close.
oh sweet Pokemon Pinball is a main series game!
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
oh sweet Pokemon Pinball is a main series game!
rope dropping this on Monday
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
rope dropping this on Monday
the bill always comes due
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
the bill always comes due
"but ChatGPT told me you could catch Mewtwo in the game"
October 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
"but ChatGPT told me you could catch Mewtwo in the game"
"please enjoy this article about this quaint population who, until recently, we assumed were all sorghum farmers who were outnumbered by cows 3:1"
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"please enjoy this article about this quaint population who, until recently, we assumed were all sorghum farmers who were outnumbered by cows 3:1"
I'm not sure I buy the Monsters maquettes are anything other than reference material from Monsters University, since these are the designs from that movie, before the ride takes place.
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I'm not sure I buy the Monsters maquettes are anything other than reference material from Monsters University, since these are the designs from that movie, before the ride takes place.
honestly I disagree, if I were a billionaire I'd make it everyone's problem. y'know, like all other billionaires
October 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
honestly I disagree, if I were a billionaire I'd make it everyone's problem. y'know, like all other billionaires
this is a punch to the gut
just truly a great guy, I'm sad I never got to meet him face to face
just truly a great guy, I'm sad I never got to meet him face to face
September 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
this is a punch to the gut
just truly a great guy, I'm sad I never got to meet him face to face
just truly a great guy, I'm sad I never got to meet him face to face
just an amazing picture
August 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
just an amazing picture
ANIMATRONIC SCOOTER??
August 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
ANIMATRONIC SCOOTER??
what I'm hearing you say is that this puppet man struggling with his crippling addiction to masturbation would have been better portrayed by Jason Sheridan
August 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
what I'm hearing you say is that this puppet man struggling with his crippling addiction to masturbation would have been better portrayed by Jason Sheridan