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The people who post “I want to encourage peace of mind” or “my real president is The LORD” have the energy of somebody who didn’t vote or voted but Trump but doesn’t want to admit it
February 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Democracy dies in Darkness”
February 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We can’t just call these people Nazis because they only associate them with WW2.

Let’s just call them MAGA and drag that branding through the mud
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The irony of seeing my “don’t ban tik tok” friends also say “don’t download DeepSeek”
January 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Who needs the support of police when you can have the support and loyalty of militia groups?
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
In case anybody needs this. You can save it as a PDF

constitutioncenter.org/media/files/...
constitutioncenter.org
January 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Will my Alexa send me a notification when martial law is declared?
January 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Sneak peek of Trump’s inaugural speech for the last term he’ll serve where he needs votes

youtu.be/wexqoofW0DY
Emperor Palpatine Gives Speech to the Senate - The Bad Batch
YouTube video by The Lore Master
youtu.be
January 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I’m starting to realize the die-hard alien conspiracy theorist are the same as the die-hard religious.
They believe with very little physical proof and rely solely on first person accounts. It’s wild
January 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Sakamoto Days gonna be responsible for large swaths of middle aged men having heart attacks. I guarantee it
January 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Internal GOP civil war is back on the menu, boys!
December 28, 2024 at 1:20 PM
We all know why McKenzie and Jeff Bezos separated and it definitely wasn’t McKenzie’s fault
December 22, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Somebody tried to tell me I wasn’t a ‘real man’ because I didn’t make my wife change her email after we got married to reflect her new last name.
Nah, bruh! If I wasn’t FORCED to change my email in college, you’d still see me using GOGETA_7
December 18, 2024 at 11:36 AM
I’m trying to overcome the generation trauma that only allows me to set the temperature or volume to even numbers of 5s
December 11, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Disney is about to put a warning label at the start of “The Incredibles” because Bob Parr (Mr. Incredible) also gives his insurance boss the business for being a corrupt prick
December 10, 2024 at 12:12 PM
So… do we need to put candles in the window or something to let the CEO assassins know we are a place of refuge?
December 7, 2024 at 12:57 AM
My wife last night in bed: hey baby, you still awake?

Me: yes, why? What you need babe?

Her: Good, because I really wanna hear what’s on the TV so I need to up the volume
December 5, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Love how all the people who never read Harry Potter are not getting mad about a casting decision. Like really?
December 5, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I love that anime has gained in popularity but I need y’all to stop making the Christian-themed anime inspirational memes my mom keeps sending me
December 5, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Suspected killer of UHC CEO rode away on an e-bike if that helps anybody with the 2024 bingo card
December 4, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Got to the last party late and let’s just say it didn’t go well.
Maybe this one will be better
December 4, 2024 at 6:38 PM