Erin Swartz (she/her)
@bouzannesnaques.bsky.social
Science Educator
LGBTQIA+
Dog Mom
Hooman Mom
I like silly stuff
I also answer to Mrs. Wartz
Typos are my love nots
Doyenne of Awkwardness
Sarcasm and snacks are my love languages
LGBTQIA+
Dog Mom
Hooman Mom
I like silly stuff
I also answer to Mrs. Wartz
Typos are my love nots
Doyenne of Awkwardness
Sarcasm and snacks are my love languages
That's ok, I'm bringing my leaf blower in with me tomorrow.
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
That's ok, I'm bringing my leaf blower in with me tomorrow.
That sounds delicious!
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
That sounds delicious!
Oh, that is going to be a popular gift this year🤣
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Oh, that is going to be a popular gift this year🤣
😅You, too?
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
😅You, too?
Why is that shit so addictive???
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Why is that shit so addictive???
Thanks :) Hope yours went well, too!
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Thanks :) Hope yours went well, too!
Imma gouda do that!
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Imma gouda do that!
Pannetone is so yummy!
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Pannetone is so yummy!
Sometimes she also goes by, "God dammit, no!"
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Sometimes she also goes by, "God dammit, no!"
Mine has the same!
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Mine has the same!
It's finals week for most of us admirers. All of your 🤓 are at the library :)
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's finals week for most of us admirers. All of your 🤓 are at the library :)
Actually, no. He usually likes to reorganize his collection of unread Nat Geo magazines when the house is a disaster and company is arriving soon🤣
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Actually, no. He usually likes to reorganize his collection of unread Nat Geo magazines when the house is a disaster and company is arriving soon🤣
I love that beach!
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I love that beach!
I teach elementary science, as well. I have about 200 students on my roster. I try to have a mental list of questions/concerns/kudos about our shared students to run by my grade level teaching partners when I can catch up with them.
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I teach elementary science, as well. I have about 200 students on my roster. I try to have a mental list of questions/concerns/kudos about our shared students to run by my grade level teaching partners when I can catch up with them.
Those are my emotional support decorative scissors.
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Those are my emotional support decorative scissors.
I exercised outside today. And froze my cha-chas off.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I exercised outside today. And froze my cha-chas off.
Also, why is it now your job to do marketing and outreach for your university?
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Also, why is it now your job to do marketing and outreach for your university?
And, now you lose two matching food storage container lids. Forever.
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
And, now you lose two matching food storage container lids. Forever.
You look amazing -- that is a fabulous jacket!
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You look amazing -- that is a fabulous jacket!