Bessie the Cow
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Twitter is not sending their best trolls
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"A second guy in a frog suit has joined the protest"
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Too polite to talk about their good friends that way
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Is there any reason to keep it secret other than that it will crumble under the slightest scrutiny?
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A bunch of beloved Dodgers slobbering over Trump is a pretty good way to piss off the base
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Lies! Not possible. He's sleeps in a coffin.
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You guys are asking for a visit from the feds
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Not the point but that agent looks like he's about to shit his pants
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There are only two genders!
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"I thought they'd fight a little harder"
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Bikini bottom isn't sending their best
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There's a vicious cycle whereby maga does something embarrassing, gets laughed at, mistakes the laughter for tears, convinces themselves it's working and doubles down
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At a certain point the facts are so deranged that media feels like they're editorializing by reporting them straight up, so they instead adopt WH framing