Croog
@bowlingforstew.bsky.social
Baked beans are my everest. That's all I'll say.
July 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Baked beans are my everest. That's all I'll say.
All im saying is if I spent my whole life playing ball I’d be in the nba too. I chose NOT to. smh get over yourself LeHardo!
June 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
All im saying is if I spent my whole life playing ball I’d be in the nba too. I chose NOT to. smh get over yourself LeHardo!
Gonna eat a Joey Chestnut amount of hotdogs tonight. Fuck it. I’ve been good.
June 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Gonna eat a Joey Chestnut amount of hotdogs tonight. Fuck it. I’ve been good.
Architects are MEAN and SHORT!
May 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Architects are MEAN and SHORT!
Architecture is such a joke. Just build the fucking house already.
May 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Architecture is such a joke. Just build the fucking house already.
Here’s the thing about smuggling illegal fireworks across the state border - WE ALL BENEFIT! You’re welcome for the epic show I just gave the people of this hick town. Take a hike, deadbeat.
April 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Here’s the thing about smuggling illegal fireworks across the state border - WE ALL BENEFIT! You’re welcome for the epic show I just gave the people of this hick town. Take a hike, deadbeat.
I cross ONE state line to buy fireworks (the good kind) next thing I know my parole officer pounds on my door. I don’t have time for this today.
April 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I cross ONE state line to buy fireworks (the good kind) next thing I know my parole officer pounds on my door. I don’t have time for this today.
My butchers name is 'Bo Jackson'. What are the fucking chances
April 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My butchers name is 'Bo Jackson'. What are the fucking chances
I dont care what year it is, hats OFF when you enter a building. Looks like gen z (GEN ME!) was never taught a little something called *ahem* MANNERS. I'm happy to be the bad guy. I'm keeping the hat kid! TOUGH!
April 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I dont care what year it is, hats OFF when you enter a building. Looks like gen z (GEN ME!) was never taught a little something called *ahem* MANNERS. I'm happy to be the bad guy. I'm keeping the hat kid! TOUGH!
"We can't possibly comprehend a million anything." YOU can't. A million is NOTHING for me.
April 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"We can't possibly comprehend a million anything." YOU can't. A million is NOTHING for me.
Made my godson cry again. Happy Monday.
April 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Made my godson cry again. Happy Monday.
Beyonce Knowles is a HACK!
April 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Beyonce Knowles is a HACK!
I hate to be 'that guy' but I wrote a song VERY similar to Beyonce's Texas Hold 'Em in 07. God forbid I get any credit whatsoever. She's lucky I'm not litigous!
April 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I hate to be 'that guy' but I wrote a song VERY similar to Beyonce's Texas Hold 'Em in 07. God forbid I get any credit whatsoever. She's lucky I'm not litigous!
Dammit. Dammit dammit dammit. Shaq just sold me fucking CAR INSURANCE!
April 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dammit. Dammit dammit dammit. Shaq just sold me fucking CAR INSURANCE!
Basketball shorts are TOO SHORT these days!!! Men used to be men. Faith in humanity, UNrestored!
April 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Basketball shorts are TOO SHORT these days!!! Men used to be men. Faith in humanity, UNrestored!
The amount of times I've held the door for someone: 4,000+
The amount of times someone's held the door for me: 3 (max)
Smh carrying humanity on my back. A thanks would be nice.
The amount of times someone's held the door for me: 3 (max)
Smh carrying humanity on my back. A thanks would be nice.
April 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The amount of times I've held the door for someone: 4,000+
The amount of times someone's held the door for me: 3 (max)
Smh carrying humanity on my back. A thanks would be nice.
The amount of times someone's held the door for me: 3 (max)
Smh carrying humanity on my back. A thanks would be nice.
I invite all of my followers (haters) to like my shit please! Please!
April 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I invite all of my followers (haters) to like my shit please! Please!
Great. Harrison Ford just sold me a fucking jeep. FML!!!
April 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Great. Harrison Ford just sold me a fucking jeep. FML!!!
Tom Selleck just sold me a reverse mortgage... FUCK MY LIFE!
April 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Tom Selleck just sold me a reverse mortgage... FUCK MY LIFE!
Oh, you're pulling an april fools prank? I'm doing yard work and getting my affairs in order. We are NOT the same
April 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oh, you're pulling an april fools prank? I'm doing yard work and getting my affairs in order. We are NOT the same
My coworkers are jerks!!! Can't catch a break. What else is new
January 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My coworkers are jerks!!! Can't catch a break. What else is new
Idea: Mambo number 6?
January 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Idea: Mambo number 6?
What's up with sprinkles being called jimmys? Are they ALL named Jimmy ???
January 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What's up with sprinkles being called jimmys? Are they ALL named Jimmy ???